Booth: You know we’re going to have to break this to Sweets very gently.
Brennan: Why? He should be grateful.
Booth: He can be grateful later.
Brennan: What do you mean?
Booth: Well you know how people are grateful when you yell fire? But before they’re grateful they panic and they run into walls.
Brennan: You think Sweets is going to panic and run into a wall?
Pause
Brennan: Metaphorically okay I get it.
Booth: He’s not going to like it.
Brennan: Well if there was a mistake in one of my books I’d want to know.
Booth: What you call a mistake Sweets call it interpretation.
Brennan: Interpretation? No. It’s an actual factual error.
Booth: Okay what exactly do you think you think we’re telling him about?
Brennan: Page 31. And I quote ‘subjects worked together for the first time in solving the murder of pregnant Congretional intern Cleo Eller’.
Booth: Awww, right yeah. That’s right, we worked that other case before that.
Brennan: What did you think we were going to talk to him about?
Booth: The whole uh – love thing.
Brennan: Love thing?
Pause.
Brennan: Oh his conclusion that we’re in love? I don’t care about that.
Sweets: What mistake?
Booth: Hint. It’s not what you think.
Sweets: You disagree with my conclusion that the two of you are in love. And that the sublimating energies of that connection are responsible for the energy, vigor and rigor that you bring to your homicide investigations.
The LOOKS Booth and Brennan shared while Sweets talked. LOVED it.
Booth: I just told you it’s not what you think and you immediately say what you think.
Brennan: That’s your interpretation. We recognize your right to interpret.
Sweets: You do?
Brennan: That’s your right as a psychologist to get everything wrong.
And Sweets basis on their relationship is based on their first case, and it wasn’t their first case! LMAO
Brennan: That’s when he said “what’s that scientists’ name?” And Cam answered “Temperance Brennan” which is me.
AND THE LOOKS on both her and Booth’s face were priceless. So excited and giddy!
Brennan: I was lecturing on de-fleshing techniques at American University.
Booth: Bones was NOT what I expected.
The look on his face when he saw her. Awwww
Flashback
Brennan lecturing.
Brennan: Any questions?
Booth: Yeah, I have a question. It seems to me if you uh remove the flesh aren’t you uh destroying the evidence?
Brennan: On the contrary. I am revealing evidence.
Bell
Brennan: Thank you, see you next week.
Students all start leaving, Booth makes his way to the front and Brennan.
Booth: Just uh one more thing. I mean isn’t all the good evidence in the flesh? You know like the poison and the stab wounds and the bullets?
Brennan: All of the important indicators are written in the bone if you look carefully.
Booth: So that’s your thing?
Brennan: Yes. I’m the best in the world.
Booth: Oh. Okay you’re serious?
Present day
Brennan: He thought I was being humorous.
Booth: Turns out to be true.
Brennan: But you didn’t know that yet.
Booth: Yeah
Flashback
Brennan: Are you a student here?
Booth: Special Agent Seeley Booth from the FBI.
Brennan <that smile> I’m Dr Temperance Brennan of the Jeffersonian Institution.
Booth: Do you believe in fate?
Brennan: Absolutely not. Ludicrous.
Present day
Brennan: I still don’t.
Booth: I still do.
Sweets’ look! OMG
Brennan describing all her usual stuff, the details only she can read from bones. And the way she stops Booth when he tries to interrupt her! Ha
Brennan: I’m sorry but we’ve been unable to find out her name.
Booth: Just for future reference those human remains are forensic evidence. You should be wearing gloves.
Brennan: I will adjust my behavior accordingly.
Booth’s smile!
Booth: Sorry for holding back her identity.
Brennan: Even though my time and expertise are extremely valuable, I accept your decision to test my abilities. Obviously I passed with a lot of color.
Booth: Pardon me?
Brennan: It means I did very well.
Booth: Oh right – you … Flying colors. You – you passed with flying colors.
Brennan: Yes. I know.
Booth: Okay, look. All I need is the kind of crap that persuades a jury.
Brennan: Seems to me that someone like you could benefit hugely from an association with someone like me.
Booth <laughs> Oh, you’re being serious. You’re serious? I was just kidding. You know, I was having fun.
Brennan: It is fun.
Their smiles.
Sweets: He called evidence crap and she basically called you stupid.
Brennan: We were feeling each other up. Like a honeymoon period.
Booth: Out. We were feeling each other out.
Brennan: Why are you interrogating the boyfriend if you are already convinced.
Booth: Because I want to convince you.
Brennan: That’s very kind. Can I come in and watch you broil the suspect?
Booth: Yeah I could broil. But I think you mean grill.
THEIR LOOKS are killing me!
Booth: I gotta tell you, I really am enjoying working with you Bones.
Brennan: Bones is not my name.
Booth: It’s just a nickname.
Brennan: Wow, yes I see. I could call you shoes.
Booth: Shoes? Why shoes?
Brennan: Because they are so very shiny.
Booth: Shoes. They are a part of the uniform.
Brennan: Are you seeing anyone?
Booth: Wow, uh right to the point there huh Bones. Casually. But she doesn’t like my hours. You?
Brennan: A physicist has been asking me out so I was thinking of saying yes.
Booth: I’d ask you out if I could.
Brennan: Why can’t you?
Booth: Well FBI rules again. No fraternizing with other agents or consultants.
Brennan: That’s too bad.
Booth: Glad you think so.
Angela: Listen he is very cute.
Brennan: I do respond to the breadth of the shoulders and the strong jawline.
The ‘hoity toity’ tells Brennan she’s ridiculous and she hits him, TWICE.
Brennan: Is this very bad?
Booth: I have been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot. It’s great!
Booth and Brennan’s first time drinking together. Awww Brainstorming a case.
Booth showing Brennan the flip side of his tie.
Booth: I am declaring my individuality, I am going rogue.
Brennan: You have gone rogue.
And he compliments her that she handles her liquid very well. Awwww I am loving these two soooo much!
Booth fires her because she assaulted a federal judge, she argues that he thought it was hot, and he did it was very hot. LMAO
Then Brennan whispering to him: Hey.
Booth: Yeah?
Brennan: If we don’t work together anymore, then we can have sex.
Booth: I’ll call a cab.
They go rushing out in the rain.
OMG
Booth: Hold up, hold on. Listen. Hold that cab. Listen. I got something to confess.
Brennan: What? Is it a fact that you’re a direct descendent of John Wilkes Booth? I already known that.
Booth: Wait. Wait a second. How do you know that?
Brennan: From your bone structure.
Booth: Just keep that – um – under your hat. Okay, for now, okay?
Brennan: Okay
Booth: What I wanted to confess was – see I have a gambling problem. But I’m dealing with it.
Brennan: Why did you feel you had to tell me?
Booth: I don’t know I just feel like um, this is going somewhere.
Brennan: Why did you feel like this is going somewhere?
Booth: I just – I feel like I’m going to kiss you.
And that kiss! OH WOW
And Sweets and his reaction! OMG!
Sweets: You kissed?
Booth: Yes.
Brennan: There was tongue contact.
Sweets looks like he’s about to pass out! OMG
Sweets: How long did this affair last?
The looks between Booth and Brennan.
Brennan: Shall we tell him?
Sweets <yelling> YES! Yes, you should.
And back to the kiss in the rain. WOW … Then the cab honk and Brennan and Booth pulling away.
Booth: Wow
Brennan laughing as she runs to the cab: We are not spending the night together.
Booth: Of course we aren’t. Why?
Brennan: Tequila.
Booth <running out to her> Woah Hold the cab hold the cab. So you’re afraid that when I look at you in the morning I’ll have regrets.
Brennan: That would never happen.
She laughs as the cab pulls away.
She waves at him in the rain in the back window, he stands out in the rain.
Present Brennan: I went home and went to bed.
Booth: So did I.
Booth: you’re back baby! You’re re-hired.
Brennan: But I’ve moved on.
Booth: Is something wrong?
Brennan: I find I’m annoyed with you.
Booth: Why? Because I hired you then fired you back? It’s the Federal Government.
Brennan: No. Because you got me drunk to fire me then have sex with me.
Booth: Woah, no. I got myself drunk so I could fire you, and you decided not to have sex with me which I accepted gracefully. So you regretting that decision?
Brennan: No. I’m not. It was a very good decision. I stand by it.
Booth: Then what’s going on Bones?
Brennan: Do not call me Bones.
And the bickering begins … awwww
Booth: You know what? You’re a cold fish.
Brennan: You’re a superstitious moron!
Booth: Get a soul!
Brennan: Get a brain!
And then when the ear-bone was found and Brennan stalks off and Booth arrests the judge, he’s still looking for Brennan. Awwwww
OMG Brennan when they started arguing in front of the victim’s mother and Booth pulled her out of the room.
Brennan: Let go of me!
Booth: I will if you’ll -
And she SLAPPED Booth.
Booth: What the hell?
Brennan: You are a bully! You you grabbed my arm just like the judge. You use your badge and your gun to intimidate people.
Booth: Really? The way you use your brain to make people around you feel stupid.
Brennan: Well you are a stupid man. I hate you.
Booth: Oh you hate me. What are you? Ten years old? I am not your dad.
Brennan: I will never work with you again!
She stalks off.
Booth: Who asked you?
Sweets: Okay, this is – you – you are totally messed up. I always said that you could never kiss because if you did then the dam would break. And now it turns out that you kissed. Did the dam break?
Brennan: What does that mean?
Booth: Well. He still thinks we slept together.
Brennan: We’re not in love with each other.
The look on Booth’s face.
Brennan: It took us a year after we kissed to be in the same room together, right?
Booth: Oh, absolutely. Right. No more kissing or anything.
Sweets: If you’re not in love then how come you haven’t been in any serious relationships since you first met, huh?
Brennan: I don’t really do that.
Booth: You know. The job. A son.
Sweets: One of you has to have the courage to break this stalemate. You, it’s gotta be you because you’re the gambler. For once, make that work for you.
The looks on Booth and Brennan’s faces.
Awww
Then the sign outside “Nothing happens unless first a dream” WOW
Brennan: In his book Sweets wrote that being abandoned by my parents made me convinced that all meaningful relationships are doomed.
Booth: And he wrote that I got white knight’s syndrome because of my physically abusive alcoholic father.
Brennan: I hate psychology.
Booth: I’m the gambler.
The LOOK on Brennan’s face.
Booth: I believe in giving this a chance. Look, I want to give this a shot.
Brennan: You mean us?
They both already have intense tears building in their eyes.
Brennan: No the FBI won’t let us work together as a couple.
Booth: Don’t do that. That is no reason –
He cuts them both off with a kiss.
Brennan breaks apart.
Brennan: No. No.
Booth: Why? Why?
Brennan: You - You thought you were protecting me but you're the one that needs protecting.
Booth: Protecting from what?!
Brennan: From me! I don’t have your kind of open heart.
Booth: Just give it a chance. That’s all I’m asking.
Brennan: Don’t. You said it yourself. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.
Booth: Well then let’s go for a different outcome then here, alright? Let’s just – hear me out? You know when you talk to older couples you know who have been in love for thirty or forty or fifty years it’s always the guy who says “I knew”
The LOOK on Brennan’s face. WOW
Booth: I knew. Right from the beginning.
Brennan: Your evidence is anecdotal.
Booth: I’m that guy. Bones, I know. I’m that guy.
Brennan: I – I am not a gambler. I’m a scientist. I can’t change. I don’t know how. I don’t know how. Please don’t look so sad.
Booth: Alright, okay. You’re right. You’re right.
Brennan: Can we still work together?
And the begging look on her face!
Booth: Yeah
Brennan: Thank you.
Booth: But I’ve gotta move on. And I’ve gotta find someone who’s – who’s gonna love me in thirty years or forty or fifty.
Brennan: I know.
And she starts to walk off, he walks off with her. And she leans on him, wraps her arm through his. WOW WOW WOW