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The opening sequence with Santa holding up the bank was interesting.

And I LOVED seeing Max. Poor Brennan is planning on going to El Salvador.
Max: And I will be alone and it will be pitiful.
Brennan: Well if I stay then they’ll be two of us alone which is twice as pitiful.
Max: Well that’s interesting math.
Then Max suggests an Aunt or a cousin from Minnesota, who he’s myspace buddies with! Ha ha
Brennan: Why do people hate to spend Christmas alone?
Max: Because it means nobody loves them.

Then <thud> at Booth drawing his gun on Sanata. He’s so sexy. And so intense when it comes to a situation like that. But Santa blowing up was BEYOND nasty.

Booth: Can we just hurry this up cuz I have a witness over there.
Brennan: Well are you sure you didn’t throw out your back?
Booth: No I didn’t. I’m fine.
Cam: Okay, do you have a medical degree? I don’t think so.
And when he’s released Brennan is immediately walking off with him. LOVE how worried she naturally was about Booth.

Loved Booth trying to reassure the witness covered in human remains.

Jack: Man are you sure you’re okay?
Booth: Fine. Okay.
Brennan: He says he’s fine but that may just be a function of shock.
Booth: I’m fine. You know what I’m gonna go home grab a shower and get cleaned up.
Brennan: No Booth!
Booth: I’m fine. Will you just stop worrying about me?
Brennan: Behind his process.
Booth: What? Where?
Jack: Yes indeed, that is a definite chunk of Santa.
Brennan: We’re going to need some bags Cam.
Booth: No, no no.
Brennan: I’m sorry Booth but you’re evidence now.

Brennan: I have to remove your clothing now.
Booth: Why?
Brennan: Well there may be particulates.
Booth: Particulates.
Brennan: Evidence. For Hodgins and flesh for Cam.
Brennan takes off his jacket.
Booth: You know the bomber said something about answering the call. What do you think that means?
Brennan, as she starts to take off his tie: Many terrorists feel they’re acting upon divine instruction.
Booth, clearly uncomfortable as Brennan removes the tie: I don’t think he was a terrorist, I just think he was a bank robber.
Booth is practically whispering … so sexy.
Brennan: There’s a spatter on the back of your collar.
Booth: Spatter?
Brennan finishes taking the tie off, and goes to unbutton his shirt.
Brennan: okay
Booth: I can take my own shirt off
He goes to move her hands and she pushes, moves, his hands away.
Brennan: Don’t. You’ll compromise the evidence.
Booth: Right.
He looks VERY uncomfortable as she unbuttons his shirt.
Brennan: I’m having Christmas dinner at my place this year with my Dad. Considering you’ve been shunted aside by your own family, I’d like to invite you.
Booth: That’s a sweet invitation.
Brennan starts pushing his shirt off his shoulders: So will you come?
She walks around behind him to finish removing the shirt.
Booth: I don’t know. I was thinking about going up to Quebec to see Parker. I really don’t car what Rebecca thinks.
Brennan: If you do that, won’t she retaliate by insisting upon coming to all your special times with Parker?
She puts the shirt in evidence.
Booth: Yeah.
Brennan, admiring Booth: You have a perfect chromium. Stand up.
She reaches for his cocky belt buckle.
Booth: Woah. What? Is there stuff on my pants?
Brennan: Yeah. Vascular tissue. On your cocky belt buckle.
Booth, CLEARLY uncomfortable: Oh right. Slides right off. And uh we’re done.
Brennan: No.
Booth: huh?
Brennan: I have to remove your pants.
Booth: Alright. You know I’m just going to start reciting some saints ..
Brennan unzips his pants and begins pulling them off.
Booth: Saint Joseph, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint John, Mary Mother of -
The door opens, Brennan gasps. Booth looks at Cam and then Brennan kneeling in front of him.
Cam: Anyone for mistletoe?
Brennan: I’m recovering evidence.
Booth: Just evidence. That’s all.
Cam: Interesting.
Booth: Listen uh Bones, I really gotta go question the other eye witness so are we done here?
Brennan: No you can sit.
Cam: There’s something in your hair.
Booth: Where?
Brennan: Don’t touch!
Booth: What?
Brennan: Organic residue. I’ll cut it out.
Booth: What do you mean cut it out? No. No scissors! Not the hair.
As Cam describes the tox results Brennan manhandles Booth and uses long tweezers to get the organic residue out.

When Brennan pushes Booth out on the cart, Angela sees him.
Angela: Are we doing experiments on Booth? Because if so I’d like to help.
Booth: Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.

Daisy! LMAO at her and the witness and Brennan and Booth.
Daisy: Oh, I’m not used to having evidence that talks so it’s a little disconcerting.
Booth questions the witness and Brennan works on his hair, roughly. So cute and funny.
Santa teeth! Ha ha
Then Jack shows up.
Booth: Oh great. Join the party.
Jack: Where’s your chest hair.
Booth: I’m highly evolved.
Brennan: His pubic extension is entirely within normal –
Booth: Enough. Okay. So what have you got?

Then Brennan helps Booth slide on a Jeffersonian lab coat. Ahhhh

Then Brennan returns his cocky belt buckle and he slides out of Angela’s lab in just his lab coat, socks and underwear.
Booth: Okay pants? I need pants. Where are my pants.
And Brennan is tagging along behind him.
So freaking adorable.

LMAO at ‘Lancelot’ and Daisy … and their tentative plans to have Christmas in bed all day and Cam walking in and asking what was with everyone. Ha ha … then the computer symbol lingo! And Cam stating she was going to yack!

And when Booth and Brennan arrived at Santa’s cohort’s place Brennan was worried about Booth going in, the guy being a bomber and all that. Awww
Brennan: Booth, Booth. Santa’s cohort is inside that house. These men use explosives. They … they want to destroy the federal government. Shouldn’t we call in back-up?
Then …
Brennan: Booth, you’re going to pull down the antennae? That’s illegal.
Booth: Not from I got of title 97, malicious interference and unlicensed operation.
Then he gives Brennan his gun!
Booth: Here. Cover me.
Brennan: Okay.
Then she expertly aims the gun at the house! LOVE this scene so much.
Booth pulls the antennae down and the guy comes out and Brennan keeps the gun on him and Booth arrests the guy and the whole time Brennan has the gun aimed on him. She’s so cute and professional backing Booth up!
Brennan to the bad guy: I should warn you, he’s very hard to resist.
Booth: Thanks Bones.
Brennan: Sure
And the SMILES!

LMAO at cousin Maggie and Brennan. Maggie is so freaking dry and odd. But GREAT.
Maggie: Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.
What? Ha ha
Then Maggie asking Brennan why she isn’t married.
Brennan: For not being married? I don’t have an excuse. I just have very good reasons.
Maggie: Like what?
Brennan: I think that marriage is something you need to have a reason to enter into. I never found that reason.
Then Maggie agrees and quotes her Benjamin Franklin book! LMAO And Brennan states who the smartest person is.
Maggie: Ooo Tim was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages. So ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
Brennan: I don’t think this is going to work. LMAO
Brennan: Do you think this is going well?
Maggie: Not really. You seem like a bit of a know-it-all.
Brennan: Nice to meet you, but I’m going to El Salvador for Christmas. You both are welcome to use my place over the holidays.
Maggie: He that won’t be counseled can’t be helped.
And the look Brennan gave when she left.
And Max tells Maggie she should have stuck to Benjamin’s scientific parts!

Booth and Brennan at the Founding Fathers.
Booth: So I’ve decided to take you up on your offer.
Brennan: What offer?
Booth: You uh invited me to your house for Christmas dinner. You forgot you invited me.
Brennan: No. It’s just. No, my brought by my second cousin and I really didn’t like her.
Booth: That makes sense.
Brennan: Why do you say that?
Booth: Because she’s family. I mean 90% of the time family just gets under your skin. That’s the difference between family and friends.
Brennan: She’s unapologetically dogmatic. She lives her entire life based on the quotations of Benjamin Franklin
Booth: Maybe she feels the same way about you and your mania of logic.
Brennan: Mania?
Booth: Okay. Enthusiasm. Look if you ditch this opportunity because a family member annoys you … it just goes with the family territory.
Brennan: That’s true. You and Jared can barely be in the same room together.
Booth: Well he’s a whole other cut of the fish. I’ll tell you that. He’s just annoying.

Booth has a Santa bobblehead on his desk!

Mother: My son wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Brennan: Your son is an exterminator. By definition he hurts flies.
Booth: That’s not what she meant Bones.

Awww Brennan took advice from someone who knows more about families than she does. Aww Booth.

Booth meets Maggie.
Brennan: There’s no resemblance.
Booth: What do you mean? You’re both very beautiful.
Maggie: Beauty and folly are old companions.
Brennan: Told you. Benjamin Franklin.
Booth: Right right. Hye, good ole Ben, you know he invited electricity and the hundred dollar bill!
Maggie: Neither one of those things is true.
Booth: You’re right. There’s no resemblance whatsoever. Nice meeting you Maggie.
Then the way he paused at the door! Freaking great!
Brennan: That’s my partner. He’s FBI.
Maggie: His eyes are too small to be really handsome.
Brennan: Well I have to admit I find him pleasing to look at.
Then Maggie practically rolls her eyes!

LMAO at Booth throwing the mini bomb device at the interview window and scaring Sweets.

Brennan at Angela’s recreation: Oh that’s Booth with the cocky belt.

Brennan: Sometimes people are terrible Booth.
Booth: Yeah I know.
So sad, the mother deciding to bury Santa on Christmas.
Booth: What’s wrong?
Brennan: Max told me that being alone on Christmas means that nobody loves you.
The look Booth gave her.
Brennan: She’s burying her son. Alone. On Christmas. I think that’s heartbreaking.
Booth: You know when I say heartbreaking, you say the heart is muscle so it can’t break. It can only get crushed.
Brennan: Isn’t it heart crushing?
Booth: You want to go to his funeral?
Brennan: Yes. I would. Then she won’t be alone.
Booth’s smile.
Booth: You know what Bones? Sometimes I think your heart muscle is bigger than people give you credit for.
Soooo touching. They were both practically in tears.

Cam to Michelle: Because right now, the way things are, there’s no Christmas without you.

The funeral scene was so sad. The radio host’s voiceover, the music, the mother. Brennan and Booth walking up, Booth with the wreath. And Booth doing his Catholic motions. And the rest of the squints coming up. And the radio hosts will never broadcast again. Amazing case ending.

Cam: What happened to the down with Christmas let’s hump like bunnies thing?
Sweets: I’m not here for Baby Jesus, I’m here for Agent Booth.
Cam: Ah, that explains the antlers.
Sweets: It was a moment of whimsy!

Booth telling Maggie that’s too much salt!
Maggie: He that would fish must venture his bait.
Booth: Bones, when are we going to eat? I’m starving!
Brennan: Well, right now.
Brennan to Maggie: If Booth wants to fish he’ll fish. What on earth are you trying to say?
Max: Honey, family always give unwanted advice.
Brennan: Unwanted advice? You have to stop quoting Benjamin Franklin at me.
Maggie: Why?
Brennan: I have no evidence of this, but I feel that every time you do that it’s not actually communication. I feel the same way when people tell jokes.
Maggie: Hmm, I never thought of it that way.
Brennan: Well I’d rather hear what you have to say than Benjamin Franklin.
Maggie: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

Brennan gives a toast: Thank you everyone for coming. Let’s eat.
Max: No I mean would you like to say something about Christmas.
Brennan: Okay. Um Christmas has it’s roots in the Pagan festival of Saturnalia. Which is traditionally celebrated by intoxication, naked singing and the consumption of human shaped biscuits.
Booth: I think what Bones is trying to say here is that we’re all just happy that we’re here all together.
Brennan: We’re all together every day.
Maggie: Not me. I’m not here every day.
Max: It’s a different kind of together.
Booth: To family. Friends. Lovers. Family. And food.
Brennan: You said family twice. It’s repetitious.
Booth: It’s a good toast though. Cheers. Okay.
Brennan: Cheers.
Everyone mutters cheers and merry Christmases.
Maggie: What do we do now?
Booth: Let’s say a prayer.
Brennan: No. No prayer. Not in my place.
Booth: Bones, I always pray.
Brennan: Maybe just a moment of silence.
Booth: Hold hands.
Everyone holds hands.
Booth: Silent night
The LOOK Brennan gave him.
And Booth PEEKED at Brennan.