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BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FIVE
5x09 TheGamer in the Grease

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ICONS ||
SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

LMAO at Brennan and Booth arguing that Fishing is not a sport in the opening sequence.
Cam: Oh God, I’m in the middle of something aren’t I?
Ha ha ha, then at the same scene.
Brennan: The remains are covered in flesh. Why am I here?
Cam: I don’t know, I told Booth.
Booth looks uncomfortable.
Cam: Oh God, in the middle again.
Booth: Look, I heard murder victim you know in cooking oil and thought Bones would just love this one.
Ooooo
The later at the same scene, Brennan stating she could be biking now, an activity in which she perspires! Ha ha
Then …
Booth: Bones, we’re working here.
Brennan: Not me
Then the body falls apart and the skin falls off.
Booth: Bones, look at that. Bones huh?
Brennan: This is me.
LMAO
Just loved the cute arguing over sports and Cam knowing she was in the middle of something between Booth and Brennan.

Booth: It just surprises me and amazes me sometimes how you figure that stuff out. He’s a mailman.
Aww and how flirty he was, that smile at her. And her smile back when she was proud of Venn diagram.
Booth: See what I’ve done here?
Brennan: Obviously you’ve created a geographic Venn diagram.
Booth: No no no no, incorrect. What I’ve shown here is that they overlap in the same area.
Brennan: You need to google Venn diagram.
Booth: No. You know what I’m thinking? Lonely housewife. Husband away on a business trip. Bow chica wow wow.
Brennan: What’s bow chica wow wow?
Booth: You know, boom chica wow wow. It’s very uh common porno plot theme which in real life is jealous husband stuffing you know horny mailmen in grease traps.
Brennan: Who’s that?
Booth: It’s the victim’s wife.
Brennan: Are we going to tell her about the clack a meow boom chick a meow boom?
Booth: No no. It’s bow chica wow wow. Boom wack a wow wow.

LMAO at the squints making plans to see Avatar. They were so funny using Angela’s big screen to watch the trailer.

Booth: I’m Agent Booth. I’m with the FBI.
Brennan: Ooo, show him your gun. Kids love guns.
Booth: Let me handle this.

Oh my goodness … and Sweets and Jack on the phone with the Avatar movie line plan. And Sweets not wanting Booth and Brennan to know. So freaking funny. Then Jack and Cam and Jack talking in a hurry. And then when Fisher is back and Jack is in line, Fisher tells Cam to check the men’s room, or don’t.

LOVED Brennan pointing out the man in stripes probably being the ref. And Booth’s reaction.

Then the woman in line named Payne talking to ‘Lance’ about his very phallic name. Oh my goodness so freaking funny! Then she shows him her tattoos on her breasts. And later Jack shows up to relieve Sweets and he doesn’t want to leave he has a sudden opening in his schedule. And then later the girl is in the tent undressing Sweets and asking about privacy. LMAO Then the girl is asking if it’d help if he saw her tattoos again, and Sweets calls for backup to be relieved! And then when Fisher arrives Payne basically just takes him into the tent to have sex and Sweets is just staring.

Jack: Who wants to know about Peacock poop?
Then the look that Booth and Brennan gave him. And the cuteness of Booth and Brennan walking off together. So cute, for some reason to me.

Booth asking the father about the 3 iron and the father looking at his autistic son Ducky. So sad. So sad the end.

Booth: It’s not as crazy as you think. I’m a father so I can sort of understand.
Brennan: I can’t imagine you killing someone for stealing credit from Parker for anything.
Booth: Well not kill someone, but … threaten them.
Brennan: Even about something so frivolous as bragging rights to a video game?
The look he gave her!
Brennan: Alright how do we choose who goes first?
Booth: Alright, okay, go ahead. You go first.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Because once I start I ain’t gonna stop.
Brennan laughs.
Booth: Besides, it’s not how the dad feels. It’s how the son feels.
Brennan: We’re discussing the murder again?
Booth: When someone breaks your kids heart you know your own hear rises up. Gets fierce. It’s a natural response.
Brennan: There’s a flaw in your reasoning. I believe that due to my superior learning curve I can beat you at this game despite your superlative strength and your remarkable reflexes. How do I start the game?
Booth: What’s the flaw in my reasoning?
Brennan: Ducky Seager is autistic. He didn’t care. His heart wasn’t broken.
Booth: So the dad doesn’t love him as much? Alright you don’t like the reasoning my bad.
Brennan: I’ve realized recently that you use a different number system, like the Babylonians which was base sixty. I don’t understand your system but I can see that it works. How do I start the game?
Booth: Bones! Here you go.
Brennan: Aw … a quarter.
Booth: Knock ‘em dead.
Brennan: I will. I will knock you dead. I will prove you wrong!
Booth: Big words.
Brennan: Level one baby. What happened.
Booth: My turn.
Brennan: No it’s not your turn. What do you mean? It just stopped.
Booth: What’s that right there. <over each other>
Brennan: I didn’t loose <over each other>
Booth: Well you put the quarter in games over.
Brennan: No it’s not.
Booth: Maybe it’s your -
Brennan: It’s the machine broke!
Booth: Maybe it’s your math. My turn.
Brennan: It’s not my –
Booth: My turn.






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