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This episode was so great on so many levels.

LMAO at Booth standing like a security guard and Brennan and Cam approaching and Brennan talking to Parker.
Brennan: The remains we’ve been called to examine were apparently Bar-B-Qued. Would you like to see?
Parker: Totally!
Booth: No no no.
Ha ha
Parker: Let’s go see the cooked person!
Booth: See, you know our deal.
Brennan: What’s your deal?
Parker: We’re not allowed to talk about the bad parts of dad’s work until I have armpit hair.
Booth: You don’t have any armpit hair the last time I checked, not for a long time kid.
Awwwwww such cute interaction, and Brennan clearly trying to get Parker involved.
Then Angela approaches with the face paints that will never come off and then Parker is excited to be with Angela!
Booth: Now that’s not true about the face paints is it?
Angela: You’re with me baby Booth.

Loved Cam and Booth and Brennan at the surburbs. And Booth going to talk to the neighbors to see who cut their lawn diagonally! Ha ha.

Wife: I already told the FBI Guy and the scary lady everything I know.
Ha ha ha … Brennan is the scary lady!

Cam to the intern: Oh you aren’t even going to try to unring that bell are you?
And the intern isn’t foreign or what?

Parker: No he really really needs a girlfriend. Really.
Angela: Why?
Parker: To sex up.
Oh my goodness what an adorable boy!

Booth: Yeah he does. Yeah, it’s thicker than Achmad the rug merchant.
Brennan’s look.
Booth: Was that racist? It sounded racist.
Then a few moments later Cam hangs up.
Brennan: But I have questions about the morning glories.

LOVED Cam and Angela and Booth talking about Parker’s sex up comment.

Cam just walks in with Sweets to need help. And poor Sweets is always stuck listening.

Booth: Well Sweets says he has something he’d like to share with us in the conference room.
Brennan: Why does he have to say share? Why can’t he just say show?
Booth: Shhh – just, okay what do you have?

Brennan: You mean you can look at it anthropologically?
Sweets: Really? You’re going to shang-hi my whole discipline?
Brennan: You’re tapping into what anthropologists call lines of influence, dominance, and persuasion.
Booth: Just go on Sweets. Please, just let him go on?
Ha ha … Sweets and Brennan arguing over their disciplines.

Booth: Both of you, it’s murder. We’re either dealing with money or sex.

Sweets: Wong ology. Keep your grubby hands off my psych!

Booth: Okay, Look, Parker has been asking all the women I work with to be my girlfriend.
Sweets: Well the women you work with are beautiful.
Booth: Don’t turn this into a conversation about sex okay? My kid is 8 years old here.
Such a great conversation between Booth and Sweets.
Sweets: My advice is to let him see you interact with a woman.
Booth: Easy!
Sweets: No not sexually, socially. Show him you’re comfortable with women so he can learn to be the same way/
Booth: Okay.
Sweets: Okay? Just like that? You’re taking my advice?
Booth: No I just don’t want to talk about it anymore.

Booth: I’m thinking gay guy and burb hater are out biking with church lady.
Brennan: Oh so you’re thinking they are a sexual threesome?
Booth: What? Wow. No. I was just thinking that one of these cyclists was having sex with Kurt Bassat.
LMAO

Booth: So did you mind being used as a stud horse?
Gardener: Would you?

Booth: Wow, that cul-da-sac is like a sex camp.
Brennan: There’s a sex camp?
Booth: No, no no.

Brennan: Oh god. She’s a therapist. She talks like a therapist.
Then later the therapist: Oh my god, she’s an anthropologist. She talks like an anthropologist!

Awww and the conversation between Sweets and the Muslim intern was great.

Booth: Saltpeter is not harmless. Listen, I went to Catholic School.
Cam: That’s a total myth Booth.
Brennan: No Booth did actually go to a Catholic School.
Booth: No, no. The nuns, they used to put saltpeter in all the boys’ milk at lunch so that we couldn’t get … so we could concentrate without … you know … ping.
Brennan: How could you tell that it was in the boys’ milk and not the girls’?
Booth: Look the boys’ milk was always frothier.
Cam: And did it work?
Booth: Well – not on me.
Brennan: It didn’t work on anyone Booth. Why do people insist on believing that old wives’ tale in the face of evidence, I’ll never understand. Saltpeter acts as a blood thinner.
Booth: See, thin blood could stop a guy from –
Ha ha ha … so great!

LMAO at the wife: I figured that might be enough to remove Kurt’s stump from her garden.
Oh my goodness this shows has some great … euphemisms.
And I LOVED Booth and Brennan behind the paperwork with the wife.

And when the intern explained to Angela Cam and Jack … it was great!

Booth: It takes a village Bones.
Brennan: I beg your pardon?
Booth: A village. To raise a kid properly. It takes a village.
Brennan: Metaphorically. It doesn’t mean we must all grow up at the hands of 800 people more or less.
Booth: Will you be my village?
Brennan: Huh?
Booth: I need Parker to know that I lead a full and rewarding life.
Brennan: But you don’t.
Booth: What? Yes I do.
Brennan: No you don’t. You work too much. You don’t socialize. All of which prevents you from having a full sex life.
Booth: Okay, please, let’s just take a hint, you know from the suburbs and make it look good.
Brennan: You want to know if I’ll help you fool your son into thinking you’re life is gratifying?
Booth: Yeah. Will you do it?
Brennan: Well … how?
Booth: Come to diner with us. Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.
Brennan: That might actually turn out to be fun, thus becoming a self fulfilling desire.
Booth: Right. So you’ll do it?
Brennan: Yes. I will be your hamlet of 800 people or less.
Booth: My village.
And the way he TOUCHED HER and leaned in! WOW!
Brennan: I was being amusing. You should laugh at my jokes too.
Booth: I’m laughing on the inside.
Oh my goodness, what a GREAT scene. I love it so much.

Oh my goodness, Kurt and Bob’s side business was sex toys! Ha ha
Booth: Bones, looks like we found the lubricant.

LOVED the little scene on Verbena Court where Jack and the FBI techs were spraying for blood and Booth and Brennan were there and all the suspects are out and about. Very creepy in a very suburban kind of way.
Brennan: Your alibi just turned into an anti-alibi.
And Booth catching the guy running on the bike!

LMAO that the windmill was the diagonal lawn of Verbena Court.

Booth and Brennan and Parker at the diner.
Booth: This is fun. Isn’t it fun?
Brennan: Yes. I’m having fun. Is he?
Booth: Bones, you can ask him yourself.
Brennan: Hey, are you having fun?
Parker: Milkshakes are fun and I’m having a milkshake so yeah I’m having fun.
Brennan: That’s an excellent syllogism.
Parker: She thinks I’m silly?
Brennan: What? What’s wrong?
Parker: He needs a girlfriend.
Brennan: Well why doesn’t he have one?
Parker: I don’t know. That’s another thing we can’t talk about until I have hair under my arms.
Booth: Okay I got it, what do you say we all go bowling? Get out of here? Huh?
Parker: Couldn’t you be his girlfriend?
Booth: Buddy, you’ve really gotta quit that.
Brennan: That would be inappropriate.
Parker: Why?
Brennan: Because. We work together.
Parker: That’s a stupid reason.
Booth <using his milkshake to cover his face to talk>: Bones, I’m really not comfortable with the questions that you’re asking.
Brennan: Booth, would you maybe trust me for a second. Trust that I can say that right thing. In the time that I’ve been with you I’ve learned a lot about how to deal with people.
<to parker> Brennan: Your father is very very good with people.
Parker: Then why doesn’t he have a girlfriend?
Booth: And we’re off. … Okay, alright.
Brennan: Can I ask you a question? Why do you think your father needs a girlfriend so much?
Booth: Careful Bones. There’s a whole gender parent dilly-bob thing going on here. You’re just going to confuse him.
Parker: So I can have a pool.
Brennan: He doesn’t sound confused.
Booth: A pool?
Parker: Laski’s dad got a pool with his girlfriend.
Booth: You mean Laski with the third nostril?
Parker: Laski’s dad got a girlfriend, then he got married and moved to a house with a pool. Maybe if you got married you’d move to a house with a pool that I could swim in.!
Brennan: Well he seems extremely clear on why he wants you to get a girlfriend. I don’t know why you didn’t just ask him.
Booth: So, the whole reason you wanted me to get a girlfriend was so that you could have a pool.
Parker: Mm hmm, why else would I care?
Brennan: There is a pool in my building. The two of you can use as my guests any time.
<lays key on the table and Booth takes it>
Parker: Awesome! That’s awesome right dad?
Brennan: No, not awesome. Simple Socratic method of solving a problem.
Booth: Nope, hmm mm, Parker is right. You’re awesome Bones.
Brennan: Yeah I’m awesome. Cheers.