BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x25 The Critic in the Cabernet May 7th , 2009

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ICONS || SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Booth: Why can’t we just make it a drinking game?
Ha ha
And Sweets talking about what binds them together as partners.
Booth: Donuts. Glazed donuts. I can see them right there.
Brennan: Because you had no breakfast.
Booth: I’m starving!
Ha ha ha


Booth: Hunger
Brennan: Sex
Booth: Woah
Brennan: Horse
Booth: Cowboy
Brennan: Child
Booth: Baby
Brennan: Booth
Booth: What? You think I’m a baby?
Brennan: You’re a father.
Booth: Oh. Mother.
Brennan: Birth
Booth: Happy
Brennan: Sperm
Booth: Sperm. Is this getting a little weird?
Sweets: No keep going.
Brennan: Okay, egg!
Booth: I want a baby.
Brennan: Whoa!
Booth: Horse
Brennan: Whoa, ho wait a minute.
Sweets: Yeah, we can stop here.
Brennan: I actually found that quite interesting.
Booth: You want to have a baby?
Brennan: Yes I do, I just realized it. I should have a prodigy. It’s selfish of me not to.
Sweets: Selfish?
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: Don’t you , you know, need a guy to
Brennan: It’s just sperm. You’d be a very good donor potentially.
Booth: Me?
Brennan: But you’d need to be tested of course!

Booth: You don’t just go asking for sperm!

Booth to Sweets: This is all your fault!

Booth and Brennan at the wine place, and Booth is embarrassed by the “all I want is your sperm” OOoooooooo

Brennan: I’ve decided to have a baby
Cam’s reaction ‘baby like a small human’
And Brennan’s comparison to Cam’s situation, then asking for about a 6 weeks off.
Jack: Is there a father?
Brennan: I’d like to use Booth’s sperm.
Angela’s reaction …
Brennan: I don’t understand why he’d be protection of his semen.
And Cam was all focusing on the ‘baby with Booth’

And Angela came to talk to Brennan about the baby. LOVED the scene and the friendship.
Angela: You do know how this is supposed to work, right? You get naked together. You devour each other in a passionate frenzy.
Brennan: Booth would think that would create an emotional bond between us.
And Brennan’s description of Booth looking ‘hot’ via her scientific method.
Angela: So it’s because Booth is hot?
And Angela wants Brennan to do this right. Awwww

Cam: I know you Seeley. You’re going to do it. You wanna do it without really doing it but it’s still doing it even if you’re not doing it the way it should be done.

Booth’s comments in the SUV … about the nanny, if it’s her day off … he was implying he wanted to be a part of the baby’s life. Awww. And Brennan defending her abilities to Booth. And Booth saying he’ll do it when he realized that Fisher was offering sperm. Booth wasn’t going to have that AT ALL. And agreed right off, and Brennan offered no obligation. Ooooooooo. He is obviously tormented over the baby thing, but wants Brennan to be happy.

Brennan tells Booth of his fertility appt.
Booth: Woah, my boys can swim. I have a child, remember?
Brennan: This isn’t personal. I’d be remise if I didn’t look at an analysis of your semen. It’s a very simple process. You just go to the clinic, give a sample, it takes 5 minutes. They have pornography if you need stimulus.
Booth: I get it!
Brennan: Okay.

Brennan: I will make a diverse schedule
When Booth tried to offer suggestions on other things babies like besides the special stimulus Brennan offered.

Love Brennan’s pinkish shirt at the FBI building.

Booth at the clinic!
The nurse: You know what to do, right?
Booth: You’re kidding right?

Stewie: Why are you here at the bank Booth?
Booth: Awww
Stewie: You’ve got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man!
Booth: It’s impossible.
Stewie: And yet we converse!
Booth: Oh!
Stewie: Ooo look a pile of porn! Delicious! Give me a peek, Booth. Just a little peek at a boobie? Please?
Booth unplugs tv.
Stewie: What’s your problem? You’re threatened by a cute harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby don’t you?
Booth: Of course I do, it’s just - I want a have a baby because it’s what she wants.
Stewie: And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?
Booth: It’s what she wants!
Nurse: Are you okay in there Mr Booth?
Booth <grabbing porn> I’m fine! Just fine, thank you!
Booth <to Stewie> Listen, can you just go away now? I’m okay, I don’t need your help.
Stewie: You know, you’re not a bad looking fellow. If you’d just keep an open mind.
Booth: Just go back to cartoon land! Or wherever you came from. Leave.
Stewie: Are you sure? I’m good at pretend games.
Booth: That was impossible!

And Booth and Sweets ‘I could go baby daddy’ … loved Booth and Sweets discussion. It was clear that Booth was upset and stressed but didn’t want to admit it. Awwww.
Booth: I am just doing what anyone else would in this situation right?
Sweets: Like what?
And Booth discussing the clinic … it’s normal to imagine things? Like baby things? Ha ha ha. I don’t think Sweets meant Baby Stewie!

28.8 million viable sperm in a mere 3 milliliters of ejaculate.

Brennan: Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!

Booth: Oh, does that mean your kid will look like me, at least for the first year?
Brennan: There’s a high statistical probability, yes.

Cam and Angela talking about the baby … it’s going to be so cute.
Angela: I bought a little onesie today.
Awww …
all they can do is board up the windows and hope the levees hold!
Booth and Brennan at Sweets and how he found out she could be inseminate in as little a month.
Sweets: You’re using Agent Booth to have a child. You don’t see how that might relate to your partnership?
Brennan: It has nothing to do with our work.
Then when Booth brought up breast feeding, Brennan realized there might be crossover with work! HOW FUNNY!
Sweets: I think that you need to acknowledge that there are some emotional considerations that you might be denying.
Brennan: Like what?
Sweets: There are sperm banks that guarantee high IQs and exceptional physical prowess yet you specifically chose Agent Booth. Why?
Brennan: He has traits, like courage, and compassion and empathy that would be tremendous assets to my child. Sperm banks don’t catalogue those traits.
Booth: Did you just say something nice?
Brennan: No, I gave an objective evaluation.
Booth: Oh because it sounded like you said something nice.
Brennan: No
Sweets: How can you two not see what’s going on here?
Booth: Sweets, what is the big deal? She was going to have a baby anyway. I mean with Fisher. FISHER! What would you have done?
Sweets: Again, what I would have done is not important. But you, you admitted to feelings of anxiety.
Booth: You know what Sweets, you are crossing a line right there.
Brennan: I agree.
Sweets: No, I’m not actually. In my position, I could make an evaluation that states that you two are not suited to work together because of interpersonal issues that are not being dealt with.
Brennan: Ridiculous!
Booth: Dreamer.
Sweets: So perhaps until our next session, maybe you should think about some of the things that I brought up today.

Angela: Did you ever think what if Booth is the perfect father for your child? Not just his stuff, but him? What if you’re throwing away the chance to have a family, a real family, because you’re scared.
Angela’s speech about touching … awww ..

Interrogation and Stewie shows up and Brennan is VERY concerned about Booth talking … oh wow.
Stewie: So are you going to let her have this baby alone?
Booth: I didn’t say that.
Stewie: You are! You’re going to abandon your child. Oh night’s deepest gloom washes over my tiny frame.
Booth: No no no, I can’t walk away I never said that, okay? Do you understand? I can’t walk away. This is my kid. If I can’t be involved, I don’t want her to have the baby.
Stewie: And the sun shines again, good man Boothie.
Suspect: What the hell is going on here?
Brennan: You shut up and don’t move. Booth, you’re coming with me.
She was SOOO concerned.
Brennan: What is going on?
Booth: I can’t do it. Listen, I have to be involved. If I’m the father, then … I have to be a father.
Brennan: You were seeing something in there. What were you seeing?
Booth: Stewie, you know the baby from The Family Guy.
Brennan: You saw Stewie? In there? In the interrogation room?
Booth: So what do you say about the kid?
Brennan: Fine, I won’t have a baby.
Booth: Fine, that’s it?
Brennan: You know it doesn’t matter now, we’re going to the hospital.
Booth: It’s no big deal, okay?

Brennan: Trust me, something is wrong. Trust me.
She was so scared for him!

Brennan explaining to the squints about the brain tumor.
Angela: Go, he shouldn’t be alone before he goes in there, Brennan.
Brennan: I just wanted all of you to know, statistically he should be fine.
She was so brave, and Angela giving her the hug.
Brennan: This isn’t about me.

And as the nurse put the pads on him and prepped him he kept looking for Brennan in the hall. Oh my goodness! Wow, that was powerful. And the SMILE when he saw her. And her smile back. THUD …. Then he looked so scared, and … wow … it was like a conversation with their eyes.

Brennan explaining to him the surgery, the best, etc.
Booth: Can you come in there with me, to the operating room?
Brennan: I’ll see you in recovery.
Booth:Ah come on, what are you going to do? Sit in the waiting room and read all those old magazines for hours?
Brennan: I’m not a neurologist Booth, or a surgeon.
Booth: Yeah but you’re a genius. And that’s good enough for me. Plus you’ll know if they’re screwing up.
Brennan: I’ll ask.
HIS SMILE
Then she pulled the doc aside. Then she’s in scrubs walking down the hall with him! And the nurses.
Booth: Can we stop for a second? Can you just give me a minute please?
Brennan: What is it?
Booth: Listen. Bones, if I don’t make it.
Brennan: Booth, you’re going to be fine.
Booth: Yeah but if I’m not I want you to have my stuff. You know, for a kid.
Brennan: Booth -
Booth: I want you to. You’re going to be a really good mom.
Brennan: You’re going to be fine Booth. I’ll be right here.
Booth: I’m ready.
They held hands as he was wheeled off!