BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x24 The Beaver in the Otter April 30th , 2009

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Ha ha, loved Booth talking about his college fraternity or whatever prank where they stole cadaver and put it atop a horse and Brennan joked it was a fraternity of psychopaths!

The intern’s guess … a nuclear explosion as the victim entered a 99 cent store! Ha ha

No Booth has ever gotten a dishonorable discharge. Poor Booth and Jared.

And Brennan on the phone with Booth while Booth was with Jared was cute. She was trying to figure out of he was talking to her when he told Jared he’d find him a job! Brennan is GREAT when she’s clueless sometimes.

And Brennan was so proud of herself when talking to the college students with Booth, when she made the comment that the kid was also known as Beaver. It’s like she was proud to have discovered his nickname, proud to be ‘normal’.

LMAO at Sweets and the fraternity and the sex board, and complimenting Abbott on being so successful and Booth redirecting Sweets.

Brennan: Booth, he is not a radio!

Sweets: Okay, I’m a magic 8 ball.
Booth: I believe you just hurt his feelings.
Brennan: What did you believe him?

Brennan: Excuse me. Did one of you take the sheets from Beaver’s room? Cuz that room is sealed for evidence and you will prosecuted.
Booth: That’s a good one Bones. Now no one’s going to admit to having Beaver’s sheets.
Brennan: Well then we’ll have to take them all.
Frat Guy: You can take mine pretty lady.
Other frat guy: Hey, yeah yeah, you heard her boys. Give her your sheets.
Booth: I’ll meet you back at the lab.
Other frat guy: Can I offer you anything mam?
Brennan: No

And Booth got Jared and interview in less than 24 hours, and Jared didn’t want to, wanted to go riding in India instead. Poor Booth.

Brennan: What are we looking for this time?
Booth: I don’t know. Fur. Grey hair. Anything that’s going to help us identify Beaver’s cougar.
Brennan: Beaver, otter, cougar. This case is like a day at the zoo.
Booth: Cougar is an older woman that prefers younger men.
Brennan: Wouldn’t that indicate that every woman is a cougar?
Booth: Thanks for the insight there Bones.

LMAO at the was the victim some kind of spy. Worse, some kind of bookie! So funny.

Brennan and the lady professor and her blunt nature and Booth’s faces. So freaking great!

And Sweet’s advice to Booth to get a motorcycle was hilarious!

AND LOVED Angela and Cam rock paper scissoring to see who stayed with Brennan. So adorable, and such clear friendship. And of course I loved the scene of Brennan examining the bones, very old school.

Brennan: Booth believed that the cringe factor was too high, even though cringe factor is not a valid mathematical function.
Booth: Believe me, it is. Okay.

Brennan: What are you going to do?
Booth: Something personal.
Brennan: What?
Booth: Personal. Personal means personal. You know, not for the public.
Brennan: Well I’m – I’m not the public!
She looked genuinely hurt!

And Jared seriously invited Booth to India with him. Awww

Brennan: Is he being tortured?
Cam: Not exactly.
Booth: Yeah, that’s his sex face, Bones.
Then Brennan, “is that a cougar?”
Ha!

Booth: Jared wants me to go to India with him.
Brennan: Indiana
Booth: India, okay. Taj ma hal. Cows. Tigers. Cobras. Slum dog millionaire.
Brennan: I know … are you going?
Booth: We don’t like each other.
Brennan: So .. not going.
Booth: Well, He’s my brother. So I love him.
Brennan: I’m confused. You are going?
Booth: I mean Jared should not go to India alone. He’ll get into all kinds of trouble.
Brennan: You said that he’s never been alone.
Booth: Exactly! He’ll be eaten alive.
Brennan: But if you go with him he won’t be alone. You won’t let him be bad and his frontal lobe will always be the size of raison. That’s what you said. Makes no scientific sense.
Booth: Yeah, you said. Got it.

And the scene where Booth and Brennan and Sweets showed up at the college, and used the nail gun on the float … it was awesome.

And the Jared and Booth scene at the end was nice. And he realizes that Jared needs to stand alone. Very nice. And Booth gave Jared the St Christopher necklace.

End scene, Brennan was apparently waiting in the bar for Booth after Jared.
Brennan: So uh, do you really think you have to be bad to be good?
Booth: Yeah, I do.
Brennan: I’ve never done anything bad.
Booth: I believe you.
Brennan: I’ve made mistakes of course, but I’ve never purposely done anything bad.
Booth: And I believe you!
Brennan: I don’t want my frontal lobe to be a dried up raisen!
Booth <his smile> You know what? We’re going to do something bad now.
Brennan: What?
Booth: Have you ever dined and dashed? You know the concept right? We’re going to run out of here without paying the bill.
Brennan: No, that – that’s stealing.
Booth: That’s why they call it bad. We’re doing something bad.
Brennan <over Booth> no no no
Booth: Ready?
Brennan: No, I can’t. Really?
Booth: One, two
Brennan: No, are you serious. Oh my god.
Booth: go go go go
Brennan: No, oh god, we’re bad. We’re bad!
Booth left money on the counter and they went running!
She’s screaming and running!
Booth: easy easy easy, get in my car.
He’s holding her arm!
Brennan: I did that! Woooo hoo.
Booth: You rock!