BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x22 The Double Death of the Dearly Departed - April 20th, 2009

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Ha ha ha at the drive over to the wake and Brennan and her reactions. Then the brother and Booth having to whisper to her to state that she was sorry for his loss. Just so cute Brennan and her dealing. Overall, just LMAO at Brennan at the wake. Booth herding her to pay her respects. Her feeling around on the body.
Booth: Okay, Bones, you really suck at this. You are staring way too long at this guy. People are going to start thinking you have a thing for him.
Brennan: This man was murdered.
Booth: Heart attack.
Brennan: No.
Booth: He had a heart attack.
Brennan: No, Booth, this man was murdered. Hank did not die from congenital heart failure. He was murdered.

Booth brings her whiskey outside!
Codeword for murder: translation. LMAO
And the way he had his arm around her … and then she leaned in close …
And he wanted her to drink up so she could pass out.
Brennan: Booth, we are talking about translation!
Ha ha ha! And she did so good at using the word translation. And he was going to try to get an injunction for her, even though he CLEARLY did not want to. So freaking funny!
Booth: Bones, put on a sad face. No sad. Keep that face sad. That’s it.

And Booth found her feeling up the body! And she was upset because the judge called her fiction ‘pulp’, instead of being upset about anything else! Then the looks on their faces as they were caught with the body!

And then Brennan walking in on the widow and the undertaker.
Brennan: Booth Booth!
Hand signals.
Booth: What? What?
Brennan: The widow and the undertaker!
Booth: They were dancing? What?
Brennan: Sexual intercourse!
Booth: How am I supposed to get sexual intercourse from that.
Brennan: It was very obvious.
Booth: Oh is it? No THIS is obvious.

And Jack giving his speech and realizing that Brennan and Booth were stealing the body! So freaking hilarious! Brennan having trouble carrying the body. Jack breaking his glass. And Angela and Sweets’ expressions. Everyone was so freaked by him.

And Cam with the car and Booth making them buckle him in. And Booth was staying to make sure no one looked in the casket. And sent Brennan and Cam on their way!

LMAO at the body being like ‘Hitler’ … so funny! And the mother and father’s reactions.

And the undertaker watching the live video feed to the Jeffersonian. And the undertaker thinking it was a zombie. And Booth closing the live feed when the eye test started!

Booth mispronouncing the medicine. This is so freaking hilarious!

And ‘you people need to work on your small talk skills’.

King of the funeral, instead of king of the lab!

And Sweets being clueless at the funeral, and his reactions to the undertaker, and his stating that sometimes we think it’s our fault, and the undertaker is ‘are you messing with me?’ … ‘Were you very close to the deceased?’ and he says he’s closer to the wife! And when Booth and Brennan dealing with Sweets like he was a child when he was giving his duty to get Jack and get to the lab to bring the body back!

Booth: Can you get lost?
Brennan: Why?
Booth: I can get devastatingly charming if you’re not watching me.
Brennan: Hmm, okay.

And Booth and Brennan while the crowd was singing Amazing Grace, and the way that Booth and Brennan were all leaning into each other and talking. I just love how close these two are. And their teasing.
Booth: Why don’t you go ask him.
Brennan: Why? Is it because I’m an attractive and sexy young woman who will loosen his tongue?
Booth: Oh, definitely of course there is that, but he also he wants you to publish his book!
And Booth stood secretly by Brennan as she talked to the guy … and he coughed and cleared his throat. And she corrected her tactic. So adorable.

Brennan: What is going on?
Booth: Just normal funeral stuff.
And Sweets and Jack and Cam were carrying the body back in. So funny!

And Booth stopping the fight. And starting the crowd singing “Swing low sweet chariot” so FUNNY! And getting the WHOLE crowd going. While Brennan and Jack tested the teas. I just LOVED the whole frivolity of it all.

And Booth and Brennan talking on the drive home.
Booth: We are far from an arrest here people!

Booth: You know what? You are a genius Bones. Absolute genius!

Brennan at the funeral just interrupting and ‘raising of the glass’ with the tea. Hanks greatest passion, aside from sex. And making the crowd share one last cup of tea with Hank. And it was the mom. Cam: this is why I hate funerals. Angela: this is why I love them.

And the mother dying because she ran out of her medicine by killing Hank for the real son! So funny.

Booth leads Brennan off by the arm. So cute.
Booth: Look, if I die I want you to do me a favor, Bones.
Brennan: You will die, Booth. It’s inevitable.
Booth: Alright. Whatever. When I inevitably drop dead before you I’d like you to come out and you know spend some time and talk to be every once in a while.
Brennan: I’ll feel foolish knowing that you can’t hear me.
Booth: Promise me.
Brennan: I promise.
Booth: Hey, there you go, huh! You agreed. I didn’t think you would agree. Now why did you agree?
Brennan: I believe that if I pretended that you were still here, I’d feel better for a moment. Also speaking to you would require me to figuratively look at myself through your eyes again temporarily and I think that would make me live my life more successfully.
Booth: Hmmm you know what Bones that is the best thing that anyone has ever said about me.
Brennan: I’ll say it at your wake.
Booth: It’s raining now, come on. Get under the umbrella it’s raining. Just make sure that when they put me in the ground that I’m dead.
He puts his arm around her under the umbrella.
Booth: Maybe you know leave my body out for a few hours and check on me every once and a while.
Brennan: I’d rather refrigerate your or else you’d start to smell.