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Booth: Well my guess is that is going to put a crimp in their wedding night.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Ah, coming face to face with death like that. Kinda kills the desire don’t you think?
Brennan: Well I work with remains every day but if I’m sexually attracted to someone I’m perfectly capable of engaging in some –
Booth: Okay okay okay Bones. Just saying you gotta be kinda crazy to bungee jump. Watch yourself.
Brennan: I got it! It’s perfectly safe!

Booth and Brennan on the way to the car lot …
Booth: Wait a second? Foaming! What would cause that? Too much beer? Or maybe he ate soap!
Brennan: You should stop using cartoons as a scientific reference.
Booth: You know the guy who owns this place? He has a monkey.
Brennan: Does he feel that the monkey will inspire me to buy a car?
Booth: Bones, it’s just marketing okay? Okay look, we don’t sell cars –
Saleswoman: We sell adventure! So what can the Mighty Moe put you in today? Hmm, you look like a sporty two door man.
Brennan: Actually, he has a very nice car <points to his SUV>
Saleswoman: ooooo I’ll say, that Sequoia is a honey!
Booth: Tell me about it!
Saleswoman: Roomy enough to have a superbowl back there. What is that? GPS? Side airbags?
Brennan: We’re looking for –
Saleswoman <interrupting>: Such great gas mileage, for you know, a can do machine. Are you looking to trade in?
Brennan: No! We’re looking for-
Saleswoman <interrupting>: Because I can offer you a sweet deal, from the heart of the jungle. Rawr.
Brennan: We’re here to see Chet Nucumb.
Salewoman: Okay. Between us, as much as we all love Chet, as <something> of the month, I’m in a better position to offer you a deal. So?
Booth: Right, and that’s be great if I were oh, here to buy a car. But <shows his badge> We’re not! You know, FBI.

Booth: What? She rawred me first.
Brennan: You didn’t have to rawr her back.

LMAO at Brennan’s attempt to be caring and sensitive with the brother.
Brennan: What’s the sensitive way to say murdered?

Salesman: Old man is sick. I want a strong man to sell my cars.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Because you want to buy a car from a guy who’s, you know, vital. Makes a man feel like you know he’s on the winning team. Makes the woman feel all protected and safe.
Ha, the way he looked at her!
Brennan: That makes no sense!
Salesman: No, I believe he’s correct.
Other Salesman: As do I.

Booth’s interrogation and swinging the golf club! You gotta love him. And Brennan and Sweets watching, and Brennan kinda learning his tricks, Sweets explaining it to her.
Brennan: I want to do that.
Sweets: Do what?
Booth: Connect to people like Booth does.
Awwww – she wants to be like Booth.
Sweets: Did you just dare me Dr. Brennan?

Booth: Hey Bones, look, this is the only strip club in proximity to Alex’s home and work, alright? You know what? You didn’t have to come inside with me.
Brennan: No, I look forward to observing your behavior.
Booth: My what?
His look! Ha, so priceless.
Brennan: Sweets says you’re manipulative. Like a salesman. I want to study your technique.
Booth: My technique? Wait. I’m going to smack that guy!
Brennan: You put people at ease. Get them to do your bidding. It’s a very useful skill. One I wish my father had passed on to me.
Booth: Okay, look. You’re father is a con man. I am not a con man. Let’s just remember that okay? Hush, don’t say anything.
Booth: <to stripper> Excuse me. Ladies. Uh, if I may, um, which one of you likes to use this stuff?
Brennan: It’s strawberry lust dust!
Stripper: That’s be me. Strawberry Lust.
Booth: Right. Strawberry lust. The one and only. I’m sure you thought long and hard about that stage name, right?
Brennan: We’d like to speak to you in private.
Booth: No, not in private. I can just ask you a few questions here. Alright, you know what Bones, it’s a little weird with you watching. Why don’t you just go outside –
Stripper: It’s not weird baby, lots of people like to watch <she drags Booth aside>
Brennan: Oh thank you. I get tremendous satisfaction out of observing a whole variety of activities.
Booth: I’d just like to ask you a couple of questions.
Stripper: You’re boyfriend’s shy isn’t he? <sets Booth down for lap dance> Sweet. That’ll be 60 bucks.
Brennan: Okay. I got that <gets money out>
Booth: Bones, it’s okay –
Stripper: Hey, relax. She’s going to be enjoying this too.
Booth: It’s just –
Stripper starts giving Booth lap dance, Brennan watches intently! LMAO
Stripper: Not so interested in talking now are you baby?
Brennan: You have excellent control of your hips.
Stripper: So I’ve been told.
Booth: Ms Lust, um, actually, I’m with the FBI and I need to ask you – uh
He looks to Brennan for help.
Booth: a few questions about maybe a client.
Stripper: FBI? I’m a criminal science major at Georgetown.
Booth: Huh. Yeah, yet here you are. Working on your student loans.
Stripper: You know it. Schools a fortune.
Brennan: But I think you will pay off your loans very quickly.
Booth: Bones –
Brennan: She’s quite arousing, which I imagine translates to excellent tips.
Booth stumbles over talking to her about the victim, the stripper talks over it, quits dancing. Figure out one of the salesman lied
Brennan: He lied to you. You should go talk to him.
Booth: Yes, I - I should.
Brennan: Then tell Miss Lust to get up.
Stripper: I think that might be a little embarrassing right now. Huh baby?
Booth: That’s my gun. Give us a minute?
Brennan: Okay.
Booth: Outside.
Brennan: What’s outside?
Booth: Go outside please.
Brennan: Did we get our 60 dollars worth yet?
Ha ha ha! LOVED the whole thing. How jealous Brennan was, how casual she was about sex and the stripper.

Booth’s little test dive. This car is for prowling. And the way he interrogated the salesman and scared him by driving the sports care waaaaaaaay too fast. Ha ha! I was laughing out loud the WHOLE time.

Booth and Brennan’s phone call.
Booth: Yeah he definitely wanted to get the monkey off his back.
Brennan: But the monkey wasn’t on Jungle Jim’s back.
And her explanation of the man being the monkey on the back.
Booth: Okay, I’m getting off that merry-go-round right now Bones!
He hung up on her!
Brennan: Booth? Booth?

Brennan wants to interrogate the saleslady!
Brennan: Please Booth. I’m ready.
Booth: One lesson from Sweets doesn’t turn you into master interrogator.
Brennan: Is master interrogator a real thing?
Sweets: Technically no.
Booth: You gotta know exactly what you want to find out when you go in there.
Brennan: Really, if you can do it – I –
Booth: Seriously, you think you can do anything I can do?
Brennan: Not the big strong sheerly physical things. But otherwise. yes!
Booth: Fine! Be my guest. Be the big cheese. Fill the shoes.
And Brennan tells Sweets not to distract her unnecessarily. And Booth tells Sweets this is all his fault! LOVED it.
Then Brennan interrogating the saleslady.
Brennan: Was that a confession? Because it sounded like a confession.
LMAO at Brennan and the woman and did you kill him? No. Did you? Ha ha ha.
And aww, Brennan wasn’t ready to interrogate on her own, but she still found out some information they wouldn’t have gotten otherwise.

Jungle Jim: Monkey crap? You’re here looking for monkey crap?
Brennan: Feces, yes. It shouldn’t be hard to find.
So hilarious!

Booth and Brennan and Cam having dinner.
Booth: Aww Bones already figured this one out.
Brennan: I did? How?
Awww the look he gave her!

Brennan: I’ve been to 74 interrogations with Booth. 42 in the room, and 32 observing. I should be able to do it.
Angela: What interrogate?
Brennan: Yes!
More talk about her session with Sweets.
Angela: What Booth has, you can’t learn from baby boy shrink, Booth’s brilliant at pretending to be stupider than he actually is most of the time.
Brennan: Brilliant at stupidity?
Angela: Especially around you.
Brennan: Why would Booth do that?
Angela: Well he knows you like to be the smart one, so he lets you have that.
Case talk.
Brennan: You know I am. Smarter than Booth.
Angela: Okay. Maybe you should just let him have the people skills part of the job to himself then.

LMAO at Booth figuring out the wife was having sex with Jungle Jim, and Brennan ‘whoa how’d you get there?’ Ha ha

End Scene at the bar
Booth: Just give me a ten.
Brennan: You had most of the chips.
Booth: okay give me that back, okay, alright? Bones, you ready?
Brennan: You haven’t said anything about my interrogation.
Booth: Okay, you know what? You did great. Okay better than I thought
Brennan: I was terrible. Everybody’s right. I lack empathy.
Booth: You’ve got empathy. You’re awkward. That’s different.
Brennan: My stuff is bones. Yours is people.
Booth: Right. So you’re admitting that I’m better at something than you are?
Brennan: No. Yes. A lot better.
Booth: Thanks Bones. Hey, can we go now?
Brennan: Yes
Booth: Yes! Wait til you see what’s outside!
The sportscar is outside.
Booth: So, what do you think huh? Buddy let me borrow it.
Brennan: Can I drive it?
Booth: oh no no no wait a second. This is a very powerful machine.
Brennan: Well I can handle it.
Booth: <pauses, pulls out keys> Okay look. Once. Around the block. Maybe.
She grabs for keys.
Booth: Driving a machine like this is like making love. You have to go gently.
Brennan: I go more for passionate and uninhibited rather than gentle.
Booth: Bones, gently. Go ahead.
As she gets behind wheel, Booth: Gentle. Bones, gentle. Bones, easy on the gas. Easy woah woah stop!
Booth: Okay, let me drive.
Brennan: No!
Car stalls in the middle of the intersection.
Booth: Okay, just do it without me okay
Brennan: What No, it’s no fun by myself. At least Just help me get it into first gear.
Booth: You’re a scientist, figure it out.
Brennan: I’m a scientist, not a mechanic.
Booth: A mechanic? What did I say? Drive it gently! But no. You don’t listen to me.
Brennan: Come on, Booth, come back. I’m an excellent driver.
More bickering back and forth as he climbs into the cab and she’s left yelling.
Brennan: Come on Booth!