BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x15 Princess and the Pear - Feb 19th, 2009

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Knocking on Booth’s door.
Brennan: Open up!
Booth: All right, all right, I’m coming. Just keep it down.
Brennan <on other side of door>: What’s taking so long?
Booth is limping slow, opens door, clad in boxers and his shirt and tie.
Brennan: What’s wrong?
Booth: Nothing, come on in. How bout some coffee? Great Columbian bean
Brennan: You hurt your back again?
Booth: No! <pause> That obvious huh?
Brennan: Your gait suggests you restrained your anterior and longitudinal ligament.
Booth: Yeah well I blame the couch, fell asleep last night watching the game. I figured you fixed my back last time really well I just thought that maybe you could fix it again. So use your little magic knuckles and hit it up and we’ll be good to go.
Brennan: Booth if this has become a recurring problem you should see a specialist.
Booth: Right, I get it all disclaimers apply. Here we go. Hit the back. Chop chop. We got a case.
Brennan: No.
Booth: What do you mean no? Last time I had this you were begging to help me.
Brennan: I probably shouldn’t have touched you the last time. You need a medical doctor.
Booth: I’m not asking you to perform surgery. Just do what you did last time and fix it with your magic knuckles – look, there’s no one I trust more to get my back and crack it that you.
Brennan’s smile!
Brennan: Wow.
Booth: You want more?
Brennan: No, that was effective. Turn around.
Booth turns around slowly. She starts working his back.
Brennan: Ready?
Booth: This is going to be good. I’m not going to forget … this.
And he’s in obvious pain.
Awwwwww too cute. Then apparently poor Booth is on bedrest for the week.
Brennan: No. The vicodan seems to be working. He claims it makes the furniture feel friendly.
And Perotta, oh yeah, Brennan doesn’t like her. She didn’t wait for Brennan to examine the scene. Oh Perotta is in trouble.

Angela: She’s just upset because she put Booth in the hospital.
Perotta: Well I understand that but I still need someone to officially say murder.
Cam: Murder.
Perotta: Thank you.

Brennan: I like working with Booth. I’m nice to him.
And Angela tells her it’s she that’s supposed to inform Agent Perotta of the imagcon stuff, and obviously Brennan wants as little to do with her as is possible.

Oh phone:
Brennan: So what did you doctor say?
Booth: Something about a possible herniation … hurt on my discs about the L3 L4 nothing that a little rest – stretching – maybe a good massage just kick it right out.
Brennan: Well intervertebral disc degeneration shouldn’t be taken lightly. Are you wearing your lumbosacral support belt?
Booth <laughing> A girdle you mean? Yeah, it’s nice and tight. <his phone beeps> Hold on. <hits button> Booth.
Perotta: Hey, it’s Perotta. How you doing? Need anything?
Booth: No, I am just dandy.
Perotta: Well if you do – uh – hey we found the victim’s father.
Brennan: We did?
Perotta: Who’s that?
Booth: Booth.
Perotta: No, no, before it was you.
Brennan: Booth, you pressed conference.
Perotta: Dr Brennan?
Booth: It’s me! Booth.
Brennan: Booth is on painkillers. Is the victim’s father coming in?
Booth: I wanna be there!
Brennan: No you can’t. He can’t.
Perotta: Why?
Booth: Yes I can. What are you still doing on this call?
Brennan: No, Agent Perotta. His back is very bad. He can’t be there. You can’t let him in.
Booth: Whoa, yes I can. I’m the ranking officer.
Brennan: But you are incapacitated by pain killers.
Booth: Bones, enough. I’m not incapacilatated or whatever you said there. I’m just – don’t listen to her Perotta. Don’t.

Perotta about Sweets: Give it a shot. You’re a smarty pants.
Ha ha. Liked Sweets ‘in the field’ with Perotta.

And liked Angela and Jack in the field with the metal detector. Adorable.

And ha ha ha when Jack was talking about needing someone to fit into the imagicon area and they turned to the intern. So hilarious! And Sweets at the auction. In Trekkie gear! So freaking hilarious. “to the gentlemen from the future with the red lips” And Brennan was nervous about the fake money auction. So freaking hilarious.

And the car ride back, Sweets and Brennan. Sweets was so pumped winning the auction. But the wreck! OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS … freaked me out beyond belief. The way Brennan refused to let the guy steal the sword. And she fought him! GO BRENNAN! And Sweets just laid there in the car bleeding. And Brennan kep the sword and defended Sweets.
Sweets: Mad props.
Brennan: Thanks. Are you okay?

Booth and Brennan on the phone:
Booth: Okay, you know what? I’m coming in. You could have been killed.
Brennan: No you shouldn’t move Booth. With a herniated disc a splintered cartlidge can irritate the nerves.
Booth: I’m fine.
Brennan: So the pain is gone?
Booth: Don’t feel a thing. I might not be moving as fast, but hey haven’t lost my edge. So why wasn’t Perotta with you?
Brennan: I was with Sweets.
Booth: That’s like being protected by a smurf. What about the sheriff the guy who was in charge – I don’t know his name. But he was Blue, small guy.
Brennan: Booth, have you taken more vicodin?
Booth: Huh?
Brennan: Look, Booth I’m fine. Sweets is fine a little shaken up but really we’re both fine.
Booth: If you think so. But I’m ready.
Brennan: That’s amazing in your condition.
Booth: Well you know me.
Brennan: I really think you should just take your vicodin and rest.
Booth: You’re right. Okay. <tosses pills> Let me talk to Perotta.
Brennan: Alright <hands phone over> He wants to talk to you.
Perotta: How are you Agent Booth?
Booth: The only reason that I’m not coming in right now is because Bones told me not to. But she’s your responsibility. Nothing can happen to her. Okay. If anything happens to her … you know that silky black hair and … oh that soft skin.
Perotta: I will not let her out of my sight you have my word. Now we should get back to the case Agent Booth.
Booth: Am I stopping you?

Brennan: I don’t need a sitter. Booth gets needlessly protective sometimes. I have no idea why.
Perotta: You really don’t do you.
Brennan: No.

End Scene, Booth’s apartment, night.
Case talk, Brennan is looking at Booth’s x-rays.
Booth: Not at all. I gotta tell you I think they had a pretty good idea with the whole chivalry thing you know. Open car doors kill dragons, small hearts.
Brennan: You still on vicoden?
Booth: Yeah a little.
Brennan: Okay, what I’m trying to show you is that your doctor is wrong. You’ve been misdiagnosed.
Booth: Give me that. What?
Brennan: Just a slight misalignment. I’ll be happy to fix it for you.
Booth: Oh no. No no no. Last time you did that I almost ended up in a wheel chair.
Brennan: Don’t you trust me?
Booth: Let’s not make it about trust.
Brennan: Well it’s a fact. A fact is not what I make of it. It’s just a fact. Are you ready.
Booth: No definetly not ready now. Thanks.
Knock on door as Brennan wraps around Booth to fix his back.
Booth: It’s open.
Brennan cracks Booth’s back, arms on him, Perotta walks in.
Perotta: Oh, I didn’t … I … I thought you said the door was open.
Brennan: It is open. I’m done. I’m just leaving.
Perotta: oh no, no. I just uh brought some chili I made but um you know what I’ll just leave that there and um and you can … um … Are you all right?
Brennan: He’s fine now.
Booth: I gotta tell you I’m afraid to move.
Brennan: He’s fine. Please. You stay.
Perotta: No no. I really can’t stay. So you stay.
Brennan: I’ve gotta go. I can’t. Stay.
Both are heading out.
Booth: Great, now nobody’s staying? Hello?