BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x03 The Man in the Outhouse - Sept 10th 2008

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ICONS || SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Booth <at Brennan’s door, coffee in hand>: Bones, wakey wakey! Bones! Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!
Brennan <answers door in robe and disheveled>: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Booth <walking in> 6:30, which is why I brought you this. Nice uh bed head there.
<Booth spots Mark>: Whoa.
Brennan: Seeley Booth, Mark Gaffney.
Booth: Hey
Mark: Hey
Brennan: What do you want Booth?
Booth: My partner. Got some pre-breakfast remains for you. <big pause> Getting a little chilly there for you, Mark?
Mark: I think I’ll put some clothes on.
Booth: Excellent choice!
In his car:
Brennan: It’d be good if you called first.
Booth: Who knew you were even dating?
Brennan: I wouldn’t call it dating. We occasionally make arrangements to spend time together.
Booth: Just surprised you’re not more picky.
Brennan: My relationship with Mark is purely physical. And I’m very satisfied with him in that area. Did you see his chest and his thighs?
Booth: Bones.
Brennan: What, haven’t you chosen someone because they were satisfying sexually?
Booth: There has to be more than sex.
Brennan: Not really, our interests and professions do not intersect.
Booth: Well what is he? Bricklayer, truck driver, tango dancer?
Brennan: He is a deep-sea welder.
Booth: Whoa, wow, who would even think to put that on the list?
Brennan: They work on <something> repair boats. After being at sea for months at a time, he seems to enjoy having a sexual relationship.
Booth: I’m sure. I am sure, deep-sea welder.
Brennan: He can hold his breath for 3 minutes down there.
Booth: Underwater? <big pause>
Brennan: Of course.
They LOOK they shared!

Booth and Brennan were talking about the adultery show and Bill, and Brennan mentioned something about 83% of society or people wanting to cheat … Booth talked about being faithful is what seperates people from chimps.
Booth: We’re talking It’s a Ten Commandments here! Thou shalt not commit adultery. One down from your personal favorite, thou shalt not murder.
Brennan: Oh So you believe Moses wandered the desert for 40 days, climbed Mt Sinai, at which point a supernatural force carved a convenient list of behavioral guidelines of two pieces of rock?
Booth: Yes. And that is why it’s on the Supreme Court.
Brennan: Fascinating.

Loved the scene at the show shoot and Brennan being blunt about Bill’s death and Booth being very clear to Bones that they should have painted a pretty picture of his death!

Brennan talks about date with Botanist.
Booth: Ohhhhh, I get it. You dumped Mark. It’s too bad. I kinda liked the guy.
Brennan: No, I didn’t dump Mark. I’m seeing both of them.
Booth: At the same time?
Brennan: Mark and I have a physical connection. The botanist, while brilliant and fascinating, just doesn’t appeal to me in that way.
Booth: Okay so all that stuff you said about monogamy being unnatural, you’re just making excuses.
Brennan: I do not make excuses. Only people who are ashamed make excuses.
Booth: Bones, two guys at the same time, it’s not right. I mean that’s why they invented dueling.
Bones is upset, Sweets walks up.
Brennan: I know what I’m doing Booth
She tries to get in the elevator
Booth stops her : My gut says you’re going with your gut on this one and <something about how we all know how that turns out>
Sweets asks if he’s interrupting or something about if something was going on.
Brennan: No no – just call me when you find something of value.
Sweets asks about what was going on
Booth: She’s got a date.
Sweets: Oh. How do you feel about that?
Booth: It’s not about me.
That scene was SO funny! The way that Booth tried to stop Bones from getting in the elevator and how she pushed his hand away from the door and left!

Booth and Sweets interrupt Brennan’s diner with Jason.
Booth: Hey Bones
<to Jason> Seeley Booth. I’m her partner.
Sweets: Dr. Lance Sweets. I’m their therapist.
Jason: Jason DeFry. Do you follow them around all the time?
Sweets: No, I’m also a profiler. I help with cases.
Sweets <to Booth>: Did you know that she was on a date
Booth: Slipped my mind.
Booth: Spiffy suit.
Jason: Thank you. I picked it up in Italy.
Booth: A little tight isn’t it?
Jason: It’s the style.
Brennan’s glare!
Booth: Right. Ever married?
Jason: No.
Booth: Have a kid
Jason: No I’ve never been married
Sweets – something about not having been married.
Booth – something about him not having been married but having a kid.
Brennan: I should get to work, Jason. We have a murderer to catch. You understand.
Jason: It’s getting late anyway. Nice meeting you all.
He invites her to Coldplay.
Jason and Brennan cheek kiss and he leaves.
Jason: Nice meeting you all.
Booth: No wonder you two are platonic.
Brennan: What is that supposed to mean?
Booth: Well look I’m fine with it, Bones. Really. I have zero problems with it. But that guy is gay.
Brennan: He is not gay.
Booth: Please, double cheek kiss, tight Italian suit.
Sweets: Cold Play.
Booth: Never married.
Sweets: Cold Play.
Brennan talks about Jason being heterosexual.
Booth: Then how is it he’s okay with not having sex?
Sweets: What?
Brennan talks about emotional connection and not needing sex.
Booth: Not if he’s straight!
Sweets: You are hot
Brennan: Are you here for a reason?
LOVED the rest of the conversation on the case and Jason.
Brennan: And this couldn’t wait until I said good night to Jason?
Booth: I’m looking out for you. You don’t have the best taste in men.

Brennan: I can’t understand why Booth has an issue with me seeing two men.
Cam and Angela talk about it – love how Brennan was so analytical about it, but also needs Booth’s approval.
Brennan: He should be happy that I found a way to satisfy myself. <something about with two men>

Loved the whispering between Booth and Brennan about tantric yoga! TOO cute!

Also LOVED the repeat stoner appearing again in this eppy. And the way Booth was protective of Bones against him!

LOVED all of BB’s little out in the field and their mini interrogations. The Veronica assistant! The Holly stud mouth girl! Too hilarious all around! They are such a great interrogation team.

Then when Brennan figured out who did it, and she and Booth went to walk out, they were competitive about who went out the door first, and she beat him!
LMAO at the Jason meeting Mark meeting Booth scene.
The LOOK Booth gave during the whole process!
Booth: Ummm - the murderer …
Mark <about Booth>: And what do you do with this one, Temperance?
Brennan: Uh – this - Booth is my partner. That’s all.
Booth: We should go!
Brennan: Yes. <tells each when she’ll see them next>
Booth: Yeah, yeah. See you boys. Alright Bones.

Sweets: Hey, come on in. You look nice Dr Brennan.
Brennan: Thank you. I was supposed to go to a gallery opening tonight.
Booth: What, did Jason get a new tight suit?
Brennan: With Mark.
Sweets: Yeah the two amigos
Booth: I thought he was more of your staying in kind of guy.
Brennan: I was visiting the possibility that I might enjoy him in a strictly conversational setting …
Booth: And?
Brennan: Since the murder I’m considering the argument for monogamy.
Booth: Write that one down Sweets! I have a positive influence on her!
Brennan: No you don’t.
Booth: Yes I do.
Brennan: Mark broke up with me.
Booth: Sorry. Well what about gay Jason?
Brennan: Him too. I guess they weren’t as accepting of each other as I thought, so …
Sweets: Is it typical for you two to discuss your love lives
Booth: Well only when she has naked men in her apartment.
Brennan: No. That’s not true. I’m very open about my relationships. As opposed to you.
Booth: Okay, what’s that supposed to mean?
Brennan: You’re very secretive. As if discussing your sex life would somehow be offense to me. I assume you were sexually active.
Booth: I do fine.
Sweets: Does it seem that your partnership provides a surrogate relationship making it more difficult to form other bonds?
Brennan: A surrogate relationship wouldn’t necessarily be such a bad thing. Because then I could avoid the sting of rejection, because however fleeting is still uncomfortable.
Booth: Okay look. I’m sorry, if Mark and Jason don’t know how lucky they are, they don’t deserve you in the first place.
Brennan: My relationships are temporary.
Booth: That’s not true, Bones! You’re wrong. Okay? There is some one for everyone. Someone you are meant to spend the rest of your life with, alright? You just have to be open enough to see it, that’s all.
HUGE PAUSE and I thought Brennan was going to cry she was so moved!
Booth: Come on I’ll buy you dinner. Hey I can be fun in a strictly conversational setting.
Sweets: See! Surrogate relationship!
Booth: Surrogate nothing okay? It’s a meal. With drinks. Strictly conversational.
Sweets: I can come too.
Brennan: Actually, our partnership does make it difficult to form other bonds, no offense.
Sweets: Our session isn’t over yet.
Booth: How ‘bout Chinese?
Sweets: I love Chinese. Love it.
Brennan: I feel more like Thai.
Booth: Thai? I got coupons to Hop Lei.
Brennan: Well you’re going to take me out for a discount meal?
Booth: What?

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