BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON FOUR
4x01 & 4x02 The Yanks in the UK - Sept 3rd 2008

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ICONS || SCREENCAPS PART I & PART II || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Brennan’s lecture at Oxford and poor Booth was snoozing in the audience!
Brennan: Agent Booth could you please stand up. <pause> Hey Booth!
Booth
Brennan: I haven’t invited you to join me. So why don’t you take your seat please?
Brennan: What I’ve learned from Agent Booth is that we scientists must arm ourselves with something other than pure logic.
Awww and the way that Ian guy made some comment all smiling at Brennan and the way Booth looked … he was jealous!

Booth: How old is that guy?
Brennan: What, Ian? He’s a year younger than I am. And almost as brilliant. What did you think of my speech?
Booth: Well it got, you know, better towards the end.
Brennan: You mean after you interrupted me?
Booth: I didn’t interrupt you. I was just spicing it up.
Something about being tired …
Booth: The Boobies took me out for a beer last night.
Brennan: Bobbies, they’re called Bobbies.
Booth: I’m pretty sure that Sara, Pauline and Jacqueline are Boobies.

Booth: Well without a gun I’m practically naked, aren’t I Brennan?

Brennan: Bones, they’re like the English versions of you and me!

Kate: You won’t have any real jurisdiction, you understand, not beyond what I grant you out of courtesy.
Booth: Oh that whole no jurisdiction thing that really doesn’t fly in the FBI.
Brennan: Just tell him he can have a gun.
Kate: But he can’t.
Booth: Well as they say in America, hasta la vista baby.
Kate: Agent Booth, I will do my utmost to get you a gun.
Booth: In that case, excuse me, Bones and I are the best crime solving team in America.
Brennan: But we’re in England.
Ian: Let’s all just try and pull together shall we -- one nice little happy transnational unit of inquiry.

Ian: Oh I’m looking forward to completely surrendering myself to Dr Brennan!
And the way Booth looked! He’s so jealous!

New opening sequence! And Sweets in it. TOO CUTE.

Booth complaining about his hotel! The weakest coffee he ever had, and it was tea! So cute.
And the reaction that Ian and Kate had to Booth and Brennan going to talk to the family together. How cute that they said in unison. Together.

Brennan: Why did you rent this?
Booth: I didn’t rent this, okay? They screwed up at the rental car place! I order an austin you know, James Bond. But they gave me –
Kate talking.
Brennan: Driving here requires a different skill set. I can take the wheel if you’d like. I’m an excellent driver.
Booth: Thank you Rain Man. No. I’m fine. Tell you what, back home. You can direct the whole royal family into interrogation. Let them stew. Catch them in a lie.
Kate talks about closing up – driving honks
Brennan: Close up?
Kate more talk.
Kate: Oh the light is red.
Booth: It’s okay. Turning right.
Brennan: No no no. Turning right here is equivalent to turning left into the wrong lane on a red at home.
Booth: That makes no sense.
Drive on out into the road.
Brennan & lady protest.
Brennan: I think we should wait here until the traffic thins out.
Booth: I hate London. I hate England! I’m glad we had a revolution! The weather. Cloudy
Brennan’s phone rings. Answers it.
Cam talks as Booth is yelling about coffee and weather.
Booth: What is so hard about making a cup of black coffee!
Brennan hangs up, Booth gets back in car.
Booth: Okay, I feel much better. What did I miss?

Booth: <arriving at the palace> Bones, a little help getting out! Bones!

Booth: A real butler would offer to take my hat.
Butler: A real gentleman would be wearing a hat.
LMAO at the discussion of the codpiece on the armor.

Booth: Look at that. I’m being intimidated by royalty!
And Booth liked the “upper class version of a cup of joe!”

Brennan to Ian: Booth says I shouldn’t trust you
Ian: Why not?
Brennan: Booth says you like to rack ‘em up.

Ah – loved the little discussion between Booth and Brennan in the car parking. How agitated he was, how she assured him that she didn’t sleep with Ian. How he implied that every man in Britain wanted to sleep with her! That she was special, not Ian. Awwwwww.
Brennan: You think I’m special?
Booth: Of course I think you’re special, yes.
Brennan: Thank you. I will take your romantic advice under advisement.

Booth: Okay, the guy said he’d fix the flat tire. What’s it doing up on the truck?
Brennan <on phone> Crushed coral and rose petals?
<to Booth> Hodgins found coral and roses in Porsche Frampton’s tires.
Booth: You don’t take a car with a flat tire and put it up on a truck. You fix it! If there was a spare tire, I’d have fixed it.
Brennan: Probably you cracked an axel or something.
<to phone> Thanks Cam, that was very useful.
Booth: Already great. Now I gotta call Agent Pritchard. Gotta ask her for a ride. …

Brennan: I want a gun. I’m a very good shot and I’ve killed before. It didn’t bother me as much as I thought.
Booth: It bothered you a little.
Brennan: Yes, but not as much as I thought.
Ian: If this is going to be gunplay, I’ll wait in the car!

Booth gives Bones the “fake letter” to read … this is so freaking funny! She kept getting stuck and Booth teased her to go to the part about Porsche’s father. Then the Butler admitted it!

Booth discusses the weirdness of the Butler doing it.
Ian: Well I thought I might try and entice you back to Oxford with me tonight.
Booth: You know I do have a gun in England and I have really been dying to use it –
Brennan: I’ll handle this.
Booth: You know it’s a James Bond gun. It’s a Walter PPK … by the way -
Brennan: Ian, I think you’re a lot of fun.
Ian: Oh hells bells and buckets, I think I know where this is going.
Brennan: It would upset Booth if I slept with you.
Ian: You see rationally speaking, if you were to have someone operate on your brain, for example, you would want a surgeon who had done the procedure many hundreds of times. You know someone who’s absolutely at the top of their game. I don’t see why sex should be any different.
Brennan: Rationally speaking, you’re absolutely right.
Ian: Good then, we’re settled. Off we go.
Ian <to Booth>: Look out for the bridge opening, they say it’s good luck.
Ian <to Brennan>: That should keep him occupied for hours.
Brennan: Common sense says you don’t offend your partner for an hour of fun.
Ian: An hour? What? One hour? You underestimate me Dr Brennan.
Brennan kisses his cheek.
Ian: This is absolutely the dregs isn’t it?
Ian: I’ll call you again, before you leave. Who knows, you could be in a more rational frame of mind.
Ian walks off. Brennan turns back to the table with Booth who’s tapping his glass nervously.
Booth: Why are you looking at me like that? I’m just here to help you pick out a guy you know.
Booth and Bones share a look.
The bridge starts to open ….
Booth: Nevermind. I’m just here to bring a little luck.
Brennan: I don’t believe in luck.
Booth: What do you mean you don’t believe in luck? How do you explain when good things happen out of nowhere?
Brennan: Define good things.
Booth: You know, good things. Money in the bank, uh big Doris Day parking –
Brennan: Big Doris Day parking?
Booth: a big piece of the pie. That’s good luck.
Brennan: I call it a ….<something> perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Booth: Tomato tomato call it what you want. It’s still luck.
Brennan: You are lucky I understand you when you say things that make no sense.
Booth: See you just agreed with me that it was luck. You just agreed right there. So I’ll take that.
<over each other>
Brennan: I didn’t agree.
Booth: It was luck -

Booth: So Wexler still hasn’t called you.
Brennan talks about how busy he is.
Booth pulls out his one special gift … a bobble head bobbie. She had tons of gifts.
Booth: I gotta tell you a guy who doesn’t want to talk to you just because you decide not to have sex with him, he can’t be that great.
Brennan: In bed?
Booth: No, a great guy.
Brennan: Oh because I think he would be great in bed.

Then they get the call about Ian … and the scene where Booth and Brennan showed up at Ian’s flat. So sad all around. Booth’s overprotectiveness of Brennan during the identification.

Loved how Brennan stood up to Kate about Booth when she was bruntly clear to Booth about the chain of command. Booth and Brennan are always focusing on each other first.

Brennan asked Booth why Kate Pritchard wasn’t with them on the rowing investigation.
Booth: She’s having a tough time with this. I would too, you know, if you were killed.

Booth is staring down the Queen’s guard Lt Ferry.
Brennan: Booth, he’s not going to talk you Booth. It’s the tradition.
Booth: I know that Bones, but I think I’ve almost got him. There’s a little sweat coming off the side of his face.
Kate walks up.
Kate: If you interfere with one of the Queen’s guards I’m afraid I shall have to arrest you.
Booth: Okay. We’re just waiting for Lt. Ferry to go off duty.
Kate: He did not murder Ian. Agent Booth, please come here.
Booth: How do you know that?
Brennan: My colleagues at the Jeffersonian have found some very compelling evidence.

Kate asked why she didn’t sleep with Ian.
Brennan: Because of Booth
Kate: Oooo you know I suspected that you might be more partners.
Brennan: No that’s not correct.

Kate: Word to the wise, Dr Brennan. I’d advise you to not forgo Mt Everst.
Brennan: But Ian is dead.
Kate: Of course. To whom else would I be referring <or something like that>
Squeeeeee – Kate advised Brennan to sleep with Booth and not wait! Too freaking adorable.

Booth and Brennan are drinking together.
Booth: Sir Seeley Booth. That would be civilized.
Brennan: So what makes you think you’d be knighted?
Ah too cute them drinking and flirting.

Booth: Live by the bone, die by the bones.
The look Brennan gave him.
Booth: Sorry.

Kate <to Booth and Brennan> You two are very good.

LMAO at Clark … and him driving Grayson to the airport. And his wanting to work in a regular lab. Clark was classically funny this episode. LOVED it!

Booth: Hey Pritch. Cheerio mate.
Kate: I dub you Sir Seeley Booth. Knight of the realm.
Booth: Wow. Official junior knight. Look at that. It’s from a toy store.
Kate: Doesn’t mean your not Sir Gallahad
Booth: I’m sorry about Ian.
Kate: Me too. It was a real honor working with you both
Booth: Same here
Kate: If you need a lift to the airport
Booth: Bones … <something about Bones having it>
Booth: But if you’re ever in the colonies.
Kate: Lovely
Brennan: She likes you
Booth: No
Brennan: Yes and she’s very sexual
Booth: <embarrassed> Enough stop
Booth: I’m gonna miss this place
Booth: This is definetly not <something>
Brennan: Come on we should go before someone else gets killed
Booth: My arm.
Brennan: Thank you. Thank you, Sir Seeley
Booth: Pleasure Lady Temperance
Booth: Lady Temperance.
Brennan <laughing> You sound Australian.
Booth: Australian? That wasn’t Australian, that was -

CLIPS