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SEASON THREE
3x10 The Santa in the Slush - Nov 27th 2007

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ICONS || B ROLL PREVIEW SCENES || TRAILER || SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Booth: <to Brennan> You’ve got that sad little girl look on your face after you’ve been with Dad.
And ah, Brennan saw how upset Booth was this holiday, captain fantastic, so hilarious!
Booth: Early Christmas present for you Bones, dead guy in the sewer.
Ah, and Booth told Cam “nothing” was wrong, but he’d told Brennan he was upset he wouldn’t get Christmas with Parker. Ah ….

And already angsty … Brennan planning on spending Christmas alone, in Peru. Booth not getting Parker. Very angsty, makes me HOPE wish that they end up spending Christmas together.

Ah, and poor Brennan had made plans (after Booth’s encouragement to her about pulling strings and using the conjugal trailer) to spend Christmas, or try to, with Russ, her Dad, Amy and the girls. And Russ didn’t want to, to protect the girls!

<thud> Booth was asleep on Brennan’s couch! :lmao: SO CUTE! And she was teasing him about it! HILARIOUS!

Booth: Christmas is about making the impossible happen.

And did you all noticed how right off he was asking how the visit went with her brother? It’s ALWAYS about each other and I love it.

Booth and Brennan walking across the street, and she’s not watching traffic.
Brennan : But there is the old Dutch "Sinterklass...."
Booth: Watch out!
Brennan: I'm looking!
Booth: You're gonna get hit by a car!
Brennan: He had a partner named Black Peter, who carried a whip to beat naughty children. Myths are traditionally used to control behavior. For instance, the story of Moses bringing the Ten Commandments.
Booth: Wait, you're equating Moses to Santa?
Brennan: Well, Santa is usually considered more jolly, but...
Booth: Okay, great. We're looking for 223 Hudson.

Opening the door to “Santa’s apartment”, Brennan: Watch out for reindeer!
Booth: very funny!

Shop Guy: Kris ran this place for me for six years.
Brennan: Do you know where he lived before that?
Booth: Oh, actually, Bones, that wasn’t my first question.
Shop Guy: He wrote his previous address on the lease.
Brennan: North Pole?
Booth: Ah, come on with that!
Brennan: See, it turned out to be a good question!
Booth: You actually accepted that address?
Shop Guy: Are you kidding? How many guys want to live above a toy store? It’s noisy. And Kris gave me first and last month, up front, in cash.
Brennan: Kris Kringle, from the North Pole, lives above a toy store. This is further evidence that our victim is indeed the mythic figure known as Santa Claus.
Booth: Mythic! Coming from the Latin myth meaning doesn’t actually exist.
Brennan: No! From the Greek mythos, meaning word <over him>
Booth: He does not <over her>
<both stop and look at the shop guy>
Booth: What can you tell us about Mr. Kringle’s personal finances?
Shop Guy: Like I said, he always paid cash.
Brennan: Where did he work?
Shop Guy: Um an employment agency called Temp Time on 7 th by the convention center.
Booth: Ha! Couldn’t have been Santa.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Because Santa wouldn’t have worked at a temp agency.
Brennan: Well why not? His work is seasonal.
Booth: Because he wouldn’t
<pause>
Booth: Kringle pay his rent on time?
Shop Guy: Always, at least until the last couple of months.

LOVED how they were arguing/teasing and how Brennan was taking over Booth’s questions.

<in Booth's car, driving>
Brennan: Thinking about Parker?
Booth: No. Thinking about your Dad?
Brennan: No. Russ.
Booth: You can't blame him for not wanting those girls to know the truth.
Brennan: He's living a lie. You'd never do that.
Booth: Not never. I mean, I lie to Parker, especially at this time of the year.
Brennan: What about.
Booth: Telling him Santa’s coming
Brennan: Really?
<discussing blackmail> and Booth comes up with the idea (based off of Brennan’s half joke) of Russ wearing civies so the girls think he’s flown in for them.
<something like this>
Booth: You just want to go to Peru without feeling guilty
Brennan: You’ve got to accept you wont have Parker this Christmas
Booth: I am not enjoying this holiday season
Brennan: Well neither am I

Booth and Brennan at the Santa temp agency …
Booth: All the Santa’s just need to take a step back. :lmao:
Booth: Whoever smells like the wet sweater, really needs to take a step back.

Brennan talks about having a meeting with Caroline in Booth’s office so she can get the letter from Caroline.
Booth: She’ll ask you to do something in return
Brennan: That’s fair
Booth: Yeah hold that thought

Caroline: <something about on one condition, she’d write the letter>
Brennan: Booth said you’d say that.
Caroline: Did he say I’d ask you to kiss him?
Brennan: <laughs> No. <pause> Well are you?
Caroline: No cheeks. No noses. Right on the lips.
Brennan: People kiss people on the nose?
Caroline: I want you to kiss him under some mistletoe.
Brennan: Kiss Booth?
Caroline: That’s right, cherie.
Brennan: Why?
Caroline: Because it will amuse me.
Brennan: Why?
Caroline: Because you’re all Dr. Brennan and Special Agent Seeley Booth. And it’s Christmas and I have a puckish side that will not be denied.
Brennan: Puckish?
Caroline: What’s the matter? You don’t think I can be puckish?
Brennan: Well I never thought about it until now.
Caroline: You want me to write that letter, you kiss Booth on the lips for no less than … one steamboat, two steamboats … five steamboats.
Brennan: That’s blackmail.
Caroline: That’s correct.
Brennan: That’s unethical.
Caroline: That’s the deal. Take it or leave it!
Brennan: What about a tree?
Caroline: No Christmas tree, no way not even if you squeeze his buttocks.

Ahhhh and Booth and Parker are at the diner, and Brennan is too, but she’s at the counter, listening. So cute.
Booth telling Parker: Naa I’m not going to be alone, I’ll be with Bones <something about the gang>
Brennan comments that she’s going to Peru.
Booth lies and says yeah, they’re all going to Peru.
Parker makes a comment about them going to Africa.
Brennan: Actually, Peru is -
Booth: Africa, right Bones? I'm going to be fine. So go wash your hands. Before your mom gets here to pick you up.
<Booth Parker hug, Parker goes to wash up>
Brennan: You lied a LOT to him.
Booth: It's the magic of Christmas, Bones.

Booth Enters Bones' office.
Booth: Bones, Payfast Check Cashing confirms cashing Moussa's paycheck. The teller gave him 900 bucks in all crisp new 50s.
Brennan: <chewing gum already> Kringle had new 50s in his dresser.
Booth: Yup, and the serial numbers matched.
Brennan: Suggesting Kringle is our pickpocket.
Booth: Uh huh. so we're getting a warrant to analyze Moussa's clothing. If there's any bird soup goop onm them, we'll know he's our killer. What is with the mistletoe?
Brennan: I was going to talk to you about this. Caroline wants us to kiss, under the mistletoe.
Booth: What?!
Brennan: It's the only way she'll make Christmas for my family.
Booth: By having us kiss??
Brennan: Yes
Booth: Why?
Brennan: Because she's feeling puckish.
Booth: Puckish, what's that mean?
Brennan: Listen Booth, she's going to be here any second, do you want some gum? <she takes out her old piece and starts chewing a fresh one.>
Booth: No, my breath is just fine. All right, look, I'll have a talk with Caroline.
Brennan: No.
Booth: No?
Brennan: I'm only telling you out of professional courtesy.
Booth: What?
Brennan: So you won't be surprised.
Booth: When you say kiss, you mean like kiss-kiss, like on both cheeks?
Brennan: No, the lips. <funny look on Booth's face> Like brother and sister, colleagues. French people meeting on the street.
Booth: Caroline's feeling puckish huh?
Brennan: It's means playful and impish.
Enter Caroline.
Caroline: Congratulations. I hear you have a suspect in the Santa slaying.
Booth: Yeah, looks like the Easter Bunny has nothing to worry about.
Brennan: Did you talk to the judge about the trailer?
Caroline: Yes I did. <cuts eyes toward Booth> What about your end?
Bones points to mistletoe.
Caroline: Well, look at that, mistletoe! You take a step to your right...you'll be right under the cute little sprig. Booth stammers, I, but …
<Caroline pushes Booth toward Bones, under the mistletoe>
Brennan instantly grabs him ….
Booth: Hey ….
THEY KISS … and she’s HOLDING him in place … and he kinda opens his eyes or tries to or tries to pull back, and you can SEE the kiss change, to something MORE and Caroline is looking all shocked and …. THUD
They finally pull apart.
Brennan: Was that enough steamboats?
Caroline: Plenty … a whole floatilla
Booth: I don’t know what that means, but merry Christmas
Brennan: It was like kissing my brother
Caroline: She must like her brother
Booth: She does
Brennan is wiping her mouth: I do
Caroline leaves.
Brennan: I’m sure she feels really foolish right now
Booth: Yeah
Booth and Brennan are all embarrassed and nervous.
Booth: I uh I really should get back and see if the forensic guy has got anything yet on moose-
Bones: Yeah I’ve got stuff to do yeah with bones
Then Booth realizes HER HAS her gum!
Kiss Scene
SEXtended Kiss Scene (David Emily Behind the Scenes)

Booth and Brennan are with Sweets at the diner.
Sweets: I don't understand, has there been some kind of crisis?
Brennan: Yes, I have a crisis.
Booth: (kinda interrupting her) Bones, it was just mistletoe.
Brennan: Not the kiss, that was nothing.
Sweets: You kissed?!
Booth: Mistletoe!
Brennan: That's not the crisis.
Sweets: Was there tongue?
Booth: All right, you know what, get your own sex life.
Brennan: That has nothing to do with sex. (They start talking at the same time denying stuff)
Booth: Nothing.
Brennan: No.
Booth: There was no....It was mistletoe.
Brennan: Totally sexless.
Sweets: I'm all ears.
Booth: Just take your hat off there. (talking about silly elf hat with big ears)
Brennan: Booth, who is a very honest person, says that at this time of year, deception is necessary for the happiness of little children.
Booth: I'm being misquoted.
Sweets: Booth is absolutely right.
Booth: She got the gist.
Sweets: Yeah, there's a fictional element to Christmas
Brennan: What, you mean the whole "Birth of a Savior" rigamarole?
Booth: It is not rigamarole!
Sweets: No, no. Dr Brennan it's, it's the, uh, feeling of Christmas. What people call "The Christmas Spirit". It's a kind of dream or hope that we carry with us from childhood. But as adults,
Booth: (interrupting Sweets) Are you including you in that?
Sweets: (cutting dirty look at Booth) As adults, we're imbued by the pragmatic routines of life, which makes it difficult for us to regard anything with childlike wonder. But, you know, it's all right for us to try. We put on silly hats and drape trees with sparkly lights and wrap gifts in garish paper, and that's good for us. It's not only all right to allow children the transient experience of innocence and joy, it's our responsibility.
Brennan: Okay.
Booth: Okay?
Brennan : I found that very helpful.
Booth: (chuckling) What do you think i've been saying for the past 4 days?

But :lmao: at the Santa's reactions to Brennan needing to inspect their bells. And then they sniff the santa's back sides!
Booth: <annoyed about the Santa not giving up the bell to Bones> So give the lady the bell!
Booth: Come on. Think, Bones. Paint the picture. It’s gotta be one of these guys. I mean half of these guys owe Kringle the money.
Brennan: One of them’s a pick pocket.
Booth: Ah, gets money from the Egyptian <not sure on this one>
Santa: Can we go?
Booth: Cool your jets, Santa. Go have a cookie and some eggnog.
<to Brennan>: Kringle gets suspicious. He catches the pick pocketer dumping the wallet in the dumpster, confronts him ..
Brennan: We have to sniff their behinds.
Booth: We have to sniff – you lost me there.
Brennan: Alright, everybody up against the wall! Or, okay … put your hands on the table.
Booth: First of all, that’s my job. And second – why?
Brennan: They fought. They rolled around through the bird’s nest soup goop
Booth: Right. Good thinking. That’s good. <over her>
Brennan: Yeah. Thank you. <over him>
Booth: Except for the sniffing their butts thing.
Brennan: Okay, you start over there, I’ll start here.
Santa Boss: Wait, you’re going to sniff my guys?
Booth: <sniffing> Ahhh, jeez, alright … this is officially the worst Christmas ever.
:lmao:

End Scenes:
Squints are sharing gifts, happy at the lab.
Max is brought to the conjugal trailer, in come Amy and the girls.
Parker comes to see Booth at the FBI office
Max helps the girls decorate the trailer
Brennan pulls out her passport and ticket.
Booth on phone with Rebecca, says she’ll get him back in time for Vermont, AH … Parker went up to the cop on the street and found Booth
Ah and Russ comes into the trailer in civic clothes and the girls are ecstatic
Brennan comes into the trailer. So adorable. She looks very happy.
Booth and Parker ... he explains that they get to spend Christmas day together, they got two trees. He says he’ll explain.
Brennan gets a call …. Booth.
Booth: Bones hey good news. Turns out I got Parker for Christmas after all
Brennan: Christmas magic
Parker in the phone: Merry Christmas Bones
Booth: Hey listen Bones I got a little something for you
Brennan: I got you something too we can exchange gifts in a few days
Booth: <something like> Go to the window now and open the window
Brennan: What?
Booth turns on tree lights
Brennan: Hey everybody it looks like we got our tree after all
Amy’s girls squee
Brennan: <so not just about the tree> I love my gift Booth
Booth: Merry Christmas Bones
End Scene: Merry Christmas

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