BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON THREE
3x05 Mummy in the Maze - Oct 30th 2007

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ICONS || SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Booth: What are you wearing?
Brennan: Now?
Booth: To the Jeffersonian Halloween Party.
Brennan: What I always wear. Are you going this year?
Booth: I’m the official unofficial FBI liaison to the Jeffersonian. Of course I’m going.

I loved the scene where everyone, at the beginning, wasn’t sure how to get out of the maze, etc. And Booth was just “throw up the flashlight” and busted through! Definitely our Booth!

Loved Brennan at the church clothing drive. And Booth and Brennan’s discussion in the vehicle afterward.

Booth: Fact, Bones: there are no coincidences in a murder investigation.
Brennan: You do know the strict definition of “fact”, right? It’s not the same as “funny feeling”.

Booth’s reaction to the clown! :lmao: And the way he jumped when Brennan walked up behind him.
Booth: Yeah okay. Clown scary. Not you.

Booth: Little hint. FBI asks for your name, your whole name!

Booth: Two places with dead bodies, And you’re standing in the doorway dressed like the grim reaper

Brennan: There are no coincidences in a murder investigation.

Then Booth manhandles the grim reaper. And Brennan punches him too! And Booth comments on what a nice shot it was!

Brennan: <about not being able to question Lola> Why I won’t hit her unless you say so.
<Booth said something like she does the lab he does the field work>
Booth: Together, we catch bad guys. That’s good math.

Brennan: Is that your costume?
Cam: Ah yeah
Brennan: It’s sexually alluring.
Cam : Thank you. I’m, Catwoman, the superhero.
Brennan: Oh?
Cam : One of the most female powerful superhero figures
Brennan: I don’t think so.
Cam : Are you kidding? Catwoman!
Brennan: <talks about not having superspeed, fly>
Cam : I think I’m pretty fast.
Brennan: Pretty fast is not super speed

<Brennan was changing in the next room from Booth>
Booth: Sweets says that the killer works alone, he has respectable blue collar job, in his public life he’s into saving people, he’s unmarried. Oh he has a police or military background …
<Brennan walks in, dressed as Wonder Woman>
Brennan: You do realize that Sweets is describing you, right?
Booth: Wow … <the look he gave her>
Brennan: How do I look?
Booth: Oh you – good. You look wonder-ful. Get it?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: Because you’re wonder woman.
Brennan: I know. What are you supposed to be?
Booth: Oh I’m a nerd squint <gets in character, pulls out calculator> See, um, what is the rational behind that conclusion?
Brennan: That’s not what they look or sound like.
Booth: You mean we, that’s not what we look or sound like.
Brennan: okay …
Booth: See what I did right there? I corrected you. You know. In character. As a squint!

Brennan: Meghan Shaw is still alive.
Jack: What do you want me to do?
Zach: He wants us to guess.
Jack: Well my guess is in Hawaii
Cam: <something about guessing again>
Booth: Well guess again, but better
Jack: I’m sorry
Angela: Booth they don’t guess
Booth: Who’s they?
Girls: Them
Booth: Well that’s just stupid
Zach: We do not guess
Booth: You know what? You’re a horse’s ass!
Zach: Cow! I’m a cow. See my udders?
Brennan: I kneed Zach and Hodgins. The rest of you can go to the party
Booth: How can we go to the party when a 14 year old girl is being tortured to death by snakes?
Brennan: People like us can’t work with to full capacity with people like you constantly interrupting with irrelevancy.
Jack: That’s true. I love you but it’s true.
Cam: Okay. We’re out of here.
Angela: This is my office.
Cam: Let’s go, Cher.
Booth: Well I’ll tell you what, I’ll just sit right over here in this chair and I’ll wait!
Brennan: Booth no …
Booth: Fine. I’ll wait outside. Okay? With this chair! I’ll be outside with this chair! <takes chair and goes and sits outside, the front half of the cow walks by> :lmao: Booth’s expression!

Brennan: Who’s stronger? Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
Jack and Zack: Wonder Woman
Brennan: I concur … vehemently.

Booth: I dare you to put that lasso of truth around you.

Booth on radio: Please be advised are dressed as a squint and wonderwoman <or something like that> :lmao: and he had to repeat it … too funny!

<Brennan pulls out big gun>
Booth: Okay where did you even find a place to carry that?
Brennan: Can I please shoot this one?
<Booth just pulls lock off>
Brennan: Can I shoot it?
Booth: No
<Brennan shoots, bullet bounces>
<Booth yelps in pain>
Brennan: I'm sorry
Booth: <something like> I said no, don’t shoot
Then Brennan breaks into that apologetic explanation of the bouncing bullet, her bracelet, etc

And Brennan is apparently irrationally afraid of snakes! She’s climbed up high to get away, and Booth explains that they aren’t poisonous, and she knows, but still won’t come down.
Booth: Then why don’t you come down?
Brennan: Seems I’m not entirely in control of my actions.
Booth: Just get on my back.
<Booth backs up to Brennan. She climbs onto him, piggy back, and guns extended, enters the room as snakes slither past them>
<Brennan raises gun and fires too soon at the Clown, missing him but driving him away. This time the recoil of the gun strikes her in the forehead so that she falls off Booth’s back, stunned and bleeding.>
Booth: Stop shooting at things!
Brennan: <something about the clown maybe?>
Booth: You stay here okay? Anyone comes through the door, you blow his head off.<this was in the sides, but I was too busy watching and couldn’t recall if it was said or not>
Brennan: My gun is too big for me.
Booth: I told you that two or three times. Here take mine. Guard yourself Megan..
<Brennan sits by Megan, gun ready. Booth hurries over, gives Brennan his smaller gun and takes her giant pistol and heads out>
EMT, aka killer clown to Booth : That’s one dumbass gun to bring to a shoot-out!
<Brennan, who crawls along the floor with Booth’s gun>
<Brennan sees the Killer Clown just in time as he fires again at her, she screams>
Booth: You okay in there Bones?
Brennan: I'm okay, Booth. He's using you to get to me.
EMT aka killer clown: Not for long, Booth. I'm just gonna stick my scattergun in there and empty the barrells. Your girl is going to look like hamburger.

<Booth shoots and kills the clown>
Booth: One shot. One hell of a shot. Now can you see why I hate clowns?
Clown Killing Scene

Brennan: We could be Wonder Woman and Clark Kent after a really bad date.
Booth: A real bad date … because you shot me.
Brennan: It was only a flesh wound and you dropped me on my head.
Booth: After you shot me. I think I got you on that. Okay, Wonderman?
<silence>
Brennan: I'm sorry you had to kill someone. I know you hate that.
Booth: Yeah....he had it coming.
Brennan: You hate it. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Booth: You saved the girl. It's a pretty good date.
Brennan: Except not really a date.
Booth: I know.
Brennan: It's work. Not a date.
Booth: Really, really hard.
Brennan: And we're not really Wonder Woman and Clark Kent. We're Brennan and Booth.
Booth: Look you're the one who brought up the date analogy.
<Brennan looks at him...Booth smiles at her...Brennan looks back>
Brennan: You hungry?
Booth: Yeah.
Brennan: Me too.
Booth: Okay..let's go grab something to eat.
End Scene: Date

<Booth and Brennan head out, but Brennan stops and spins like Wonder Woman>
Booth: What the hell are you doing?
Brennan: Nothing

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