BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON THREE
3x04 The Secret in the Soil - Oct 23rd 2007

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Dr. Sweets: <to Booth and Brennan who are touching hands> Together, a little closer. ….. I want you each to lean forward …
Booth: No
Later, Booth: We agreed to see another therapist, not be action figures for a 12 year old
Dr. Sweets: Agent Booth, Dr. Brennan, this isn’t a game. The FBI is considering severing your partnership.
Brennan: What?
Booth: Why?
Dr. Sweets: Why? Dude, you arrested her father.
Brennan: He was just doing his job!
Dr. Sweets: Yeah, but come on, he like … he arrested your father! He’s going to have to be a witness against him. Circumstances like these tend to stir up a lot of scary feelings.
Booth: I don’t have scary feelings. <something I couldn’t make out>
Dr. Sweets: Agent Booth, you’ve been trying to intimidate me since the moment you stepped in here. And you’ve succeeded.
Brennan: Don’t scare the boy, Booth. <touches his arm>
Dr. Sweets: Now I need you both to uh fill out these questionnaires and get them back to me. Don’t share your answers. It’ll help me evaluate if Dr Brennan <something about being assigned to a new partner>
Booth: That’s not going to happen
Hand Touch Couples' Therapy

:lmao: Brennan told him she wasn’t available during the week … so they were stuck on Saturday night. Together. At the therapist. And Booth was trying to look at her little personality test and she caught him!

Then poor Brennan did not get the point of the hideout in the woods, the teenage making out. And Booth was trying to drop the hint. :lol:
Brennan: You’re saying they’re here to fornicate?

Booth walks in Brennan’s office and sees she is taking the personality test.
Booth asks what she got for question number 7 …. Said something like …. 12 to 15 times a day now I’m think I really misunderstood the question. :lmao: The teasing back and forth.
Then ….
Angela: Hey Booth, I got your idea. Franklin Curtis, age 54. His wife Marjorie reported him missing yesterday.
Booth: Woah, <something about being rich>
Angela: Yeah, founder of the Natural Sun Organic Supermarket chain.
Brennan: There’s one near my apartment. Excellent selection of local produce.
Booth: Totally overpriced. A carot is a carrot.
Angela: It’s worth it. Organic, there’s no pesticides. From sustainable farms. Every time that I buy something there, I feel so virtuous.
Booth: Guy started off with a single roadside produce stand. Which he grew into a nationwide supermarket chain.
Brennan: An organic capitalist.
Booth: Yeah, a mission like that is bound to create a few enemies.
Jack: I tested fabric samples from the victim’s pants. They were covered with choloropicrin.
<Brennan frowns>
Booth: Why the pinchy face, Bones?
Brennan: Franklin Curtis built his whole career on organic produce. Chloropicrin is –
Jack: A pesticide.

And at the farm, he again introduced Brennan as his partner …. I just LOVE when he does that.

Booth: Just saying, Guy had a point. If pesticides are so bad for us, then how come people live longer now than they did before they used pesticides?
Brennan: You’re oversimplifying an enormously complex issue.
Booth: Ahha, meaning you don’t have a good answer.
Brennan: The arguments in favor of organic farming aren’t just about food safety. They’re about prevention of soil erosion, protection of water quality, carbon emissions from shipping, not to mention –
Booth: Whatever, you know what? You’re not going to see me paying $4 for a tomato.
<pause>
Brennan: You know, a researcher at the university of Florida proved that alligators that swim in pesticide contaminated waters have smaller genitalia than their clean water counterparts. <looks twice at his genitalia area>
Booth: <glances at her a few times> No way.
Brennan: Way

Booth talking about leaving a footprint … Brennan wasn’t paying attention …
Booth: Hey Bones, we’re having a lively discussion here.

:lmao: at the Harding farm and the lemonade and Booth … you just GOTTA love Booth …
Then at the pineapple farmer … he offered a smoothie but Booth didn’t want one and Brennan did … :lol:

Booth <rambling on about Dr Sweets> Threatens to take my partner away from me!

Then in the hothouse, he was teasing her about the smell, and vice versa! :lmao: So cute!
Brennan: He who smelt it, dealt it.
Booth: How do you even know that phrase?
Then the pineapple farmer shows back up and has the smoothies and Booth wants his to go and Brennan has to drag him off …
He Who Smelt It Dealt It

Dr. Sweets: Two independent people often find themselves – are you listening Agent Booth?
Booth: What?
Brennan: The judge will call when the warrant is issued, Booth. Pay attention!
Booth: What? I’m in the middle of an investigation. I get distracted. Okay?
Brennan: Oh, so it’s not my investigation too?
Booth: It’s too early in the morning for this.
Dr. Sweets: No no no, this is good. Let’s talk about conflict. When you guys argue, how do you come to a resolution?
Brennan: We don’t argue.
Dr. Sweets: Come on, remember? The zone of truth? Right here.
Booth: Fine. We might bicker a little bit, but that’s not arguing.
Brennan: Bicker? I don’t bicker!
Booth: No? Well what about the whole environmentalism thing?
Brennan: It was a discussion.
Booth: You pretty much told me my penis was going to shrink if I didn’t eat organic food.
Brennan: That’s not bickering. That’s being a good friend.
Booth: Well my penis is just fine, thank you.
Dr. Sweets: Now we’re getting somewhere. Alright. I think we’re in that truth zone.
Booth: Stop with the whole truth zone thing, alright? Bones and I are trying to catch a guy who cooked a tree hugger so just score the personality test so that we can get back to crime fighting.
Dr. Sweets: Yeah that’s good agent booth. Now let the anger lead you to the fear. <more on it>
Dr. Sweets: Now Dr Brennan and I are going to close our eyes … follow the anger, feel it, feel it softening …
<Booth and Brennan just look at one another>
:lmao: When Dr. Sweets opens his eyes they are just staring at him.
Dr. Sweets says something like very mature guys. Then Booth’s phone rings ….
Booth: Let’s boogey Bones
Bicker, Not Argue

Booth: Turns out the office is actually an apartment.
Brennan: Where he took his women?
Booth: Alright Bones, let’s go to the apartment <or something like that>.
Brennan: I used the same device in one of my novels. My editor thought it was trite.
Booth: I'm sure it was Frank's take on environmentally, making a friendly environment. (off brennan's blank look) It was a joke.
Brennan: Apparently not.

I loved how, in the apartment, Brennan was talking about what she wanted done, and Booth kept interrupting, knowing she wanted it sent to the Jeffersonian, the whole table. He knew.

<argue about pitchforks and biodiesel>
Booth: I’m sorry but whose side are you on? And don’t say the facts, because that just annoys me.
Brennan: You want us to base our actions on your gut again?
Booth: Yes. You have shiny machines. And I have my gut.
Angela: Is it always like this when you two are together?
Booth: No
Brennan: Yes <over each other>
Angela: It’s kind of hot.

Stoner guy: Who are the chicks? <in reference to Brennan and Angela>
Booth: Hey be respectful, be a gentleman.
And :lmao: at the stoner guy’s description … such a funny scene

The end wrap up was so sad, how Kat and Charlie had killed Emma and Frank. Such a sad story. And Kat found out Emma was her half sister.

Dr. Sweets <to Booth about the case being finished> You don’t’ seem too happy
<Booth says something about pain and screwed up life in the cases>
Dr. Sweets makes some comment about it being challenging for Booth to delve into those feelings.
Brennan: Okay stop! Yoo don’t know booth and you don’t know me. <Something about all Dr Sweets has is a superficial personality profile and unscientific data> so BACK OFF!
Dr. Sweets: I was trying to help
Brennan: By question his humanity?
<Booth says something about it being okay>
Dr. Sweets: Are you normally this protective of him, Dr Brenan?
Brennan: We’re partners. <something more>
Dr. Sweets asks about Booth being protective of her?
Booth <something more, then> I can only hope one day you can know what a real partnership is <or something close to that>
Dr. Sweets: You two are very close. You complement each other
Booth: <grinning> Did you compliment me in the questionnaire?
Brennan and Booth have a teasing discussion about compliment vs complement.
Brennan: He means that we complete each other … as a team
<I think she was the one who said they complete each other, right?>
Then the LOOK Booth gave her.
Dr. Sweets: Yeah right
Brennan: Meaning that we get to stay together? <or was that Booth?>
Booth: I’m sensing a but -
Dr. Sweets: However …
Brennan: Same things as a but
Dr. Sweets <something like> There is clearly a very deep emotional attachment between you two …
Booth: Were just - partners
Dr. Sweets: And uh why do you think I would have thought otherwise?
Booth: Because you’re 12?
<something else>
Brennan: Don’t read too much into anything Booth said. We’re professionals. There is a line that doesn’t even need to be there.
<more I missed here>
Booth: Look, if there were no murders I ….. would probably … not even see her.
Brennan: That’s very true.
Booth: We might have … coffee …
Brennan: Probably not
Booth: What? <upset>
Brennan: What? <confused>
Booth: You wouldn’t even have coffee with me?
Brennan: Well in your scenario we wouldn’t even know each other because there are no murders.
Booth: More. I said no more murders
Brennan: Fine we can have coffee. So that’s clear … then … I mean, we can have …. coffee. That’s our relationship. Coffee
End Scene: Couples' Therapy Coffee

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