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SEASON THREE
Couples' Therapy Online Exclusive Clips

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Couples’ Therapy – Before Going In - Preview to S3

Brennan: Did you know that there’s a credible theory that singing came before language?
Booth: Yeah, it’s called humming. What do you think this is really all about?
Brennan: Well, I’d say that language is about cooperative tasking while singing is about the celebration of existence.
Booth: No, not that. This. I mean THIS. Why are they sending us to a shrink?
Brennan: What did the letter say?
<Booth pulls out letter and Brennan takes it from him>
Brennan <reading letter> Please report for an ongoing psychological evaluation of your effectiveness as a team. Did we do something wrong?
Booth: Not that I know.
Brennan: Hmmm maybe it’s because you keep hitting people.
Booth: Who’d I hit?
Brennan: My father.
Booth: Your father hit me first.
Brennan: Well you could have pulled out your gun and said “stop in the name of the law.”
Booth: What am I, a mountie? Maybe it’s because they think I need a rest from working with you.
Brennan: Physically or intellectually?
Booth: Neither of those. I can totally keep up with you, alright? You are not what you’d call an easy woman.
Brennan: Thank you, obviously.
Booth: Na, I didn’t mean – you see, you see how much effort this is?
Brennan: You shouldn’t taken out your frustrations with me not being easy on my father.
Booth: Look, I am sorry that I hit your father. Alright. But to be fair, he resisted arrest and I thought that hitting him was better than shooting him. And if singing came before speech, then what did they do, just go la la la?
Brennan: No, because la is speech.
Booth: La is not a word, it’s a sound. You can’t use it in scrabble.
Brennan: In France, la means the. You can use it in French scrabble.
Booth: This is the USA. La is not a word. And this will never be France.
<pause>
Brennan: <sigh> Thank you for not shooting my father.
Booth: <smiles> You’re welcome, Bones.
Brennan: I hope they don’t split us up.
Booth: Yeah. We work great together, right?
Brennan: We’re awesome. We’re the two best murder investigators in this room.
Booth: <laughs> Don’t think that I don’t know what you did just then.

Couples’ Therapy – Serial Killer
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Brennan: Why do we have to see the FBI psychiatrist this time?
Booth: Because we’re on a serial killer case.
Brennan: So?
Booth: So, the last serial killer we went after, tried to kill you.
Brennan: And you dropped him off of my balcony.
<Booth nods>
Brennan: Well what do they think we’re going to snap and kill another serial killer?
Booth: Serial cases, they’re just spooky. Sometimes they mess with your mind. We’ve just got to go in there, be all calm and objective.
Brennan: I’m always calm and objective.
Booth: Last serial case we caught, you busted the bad guy.
Brennan: Calmly
<Booth shakes head, picks up magazine>
Booth: I hate serial killers.
Brennan: You’ve killed people in a serial manner.
Booth: Bones, that’s NOT the same thing! I was serving my country. I obeyed orders.
Brennan: Plenty of serial killers are obeying orders. From their dogs, from little voices in their heads.
Booth: Well that little voice in my head was the joint chiefs of staff.
Brennan: The person we’re after now? I bet he hears a voice too. Given all the iconography in his vault, the religious paraphernalia, his voice is probably God.
Booth: You don’t believe in God.
Brennan: Yeah, <poking his shoulder> but if I did, the way that you do, I’d know that God outranks the chiefs of staff.
Booth: So I’m not only a serial killer, I’m a lower ranking serial killer.
Brennan: You’re not being very calm.
Booth: Do you do this on purpose?
Brennan: You know, maybe it’s a good thing that we’re seeing a psychiatrist.
Booth: No, I’m not a serial killer. And I am calm.

Couples’ Therapy – Pony Play Dream
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Booth: You sleeping okay?
Brennan: Mmm hmm
Booth: Not anxious depressed or irritable?
Brennan: I’m not really that way.
Booth Well what about issues with your Dad? I mean maybe visiting him brought up old wounds? Brennan: Why?
Booth: Why? Because it’s partners’ therapy. And we’ve got to talk about something in there.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Because if we don’t, he’ll think that we’ve got stuff to hide and recommend that we find new partners.
Brennan: You want to make something up?
Booth: Na, Dr Wyatt’s too smart.
Brennan: There’s got to be something to talk about.
Booth: You know, I had a dream …
Brennan: Well psychiatrists like dreams, right?
Booth: They love dreams! I mean, the way you love skeletons.
Brennan: Well what was your dream about?
Booth: Okay, well look. It’s totally understandable I had this dream given what we uh you know kinda saw this week…
Brennan: <grinning> You had a pony play sex dream?
Booth: Nooo …
Brennan: Were you a rider or a pony?
Booth: Look you know what, I’m sorry I brought it up.
Brennan: Who was your pony play sex partner?
Booth: You know what, let’s just forget it. Better we just tell him we got nothing.
Brennan: <laughs> I could maybe say that I’m nervous about seeing my father again.
Booth: Really? Because you know psychiatrists love father stuff almost as much as dreams.
Brennan: Okay, maybe I’m a little nervous.
Booth: That’s good Bones. I almost believe you.
Brennan: No, I’m serious.
Booth: That’s excellent.
Brennan: I - I mean it.
Booth: That’s my girl!

Couples’ Therapy – He Wanted A Dog
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Booth: I don’t get it. I don’t know why we have to see this stupid shrink all the time.
Brennan: It’s department policy, may as well not fight it.
Booth: I’m not fighting. I’m just saying I don’t like, that’s all.
Brennan: Okay
Booth: You’re not going to tell him I’m angry about this, are you?
Brennan: Are you?
Booth: No. I’m irritated. Inconvenienced. Not angry.
Brennan: Well, it’s only an hour Booth.
Booth: I don’t get it. You hate this shrink more than me. And you’re smiling?
Brennan: Well I’m happy, I guess. A man blew up his wife, the case is solved, it’s over, and I’m relieved. Let the shrink have some fun.
Booth: ah I get it. We go into the shrink’s office, and you have fun by telling him that I’m angry.
Brennan: That’s fun?
Booth: Yeah, it is fun. Because information like that, it’s chum to a shrink. Alright, he looks at me. Says “oh you’re so angry and why is that Agent Booth? Didn’t your father give you the puppy that you wanted?” <in fake British accent>
Brennan: He didn’t?
Booth: What?
Brennan: You wanted a dog but he didn’t get you one?
Booth: The place was small.
Brennan: But you must have been mad at him.
Booth: I wasn’t serious. I didn’t care about the dog.
Brennan: Well it sounds like you did.
Booth: Don’t bring that up in there.
Brennan: It might be helpful.
Booth: Just stop. This is hostile. And I’ll tell him that. I’ll say that you’re hostile before you can say that I’m angry
Brennan: <over Booth> What? I’m hostile?
Brennan: Well, If you still want the dog, why don’t you just get one.
Booth: I don’t.
Brennan: Then why did you bring it up?
Booth: Just stop. I’m going to the bathroom.
Brennan: <over Booth> You’re the one who brought it up.
Booth: I’m going to the bathroom.

Couples’ Therapy – Boundaries
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Booth: You gonna eat the rest of those?
Brennan: I haven't decided yet..
Booth: Come..come on, just give me a handful..(Booth snatches raisins and laughs.)
Brennan: Maybe we should talk to Dr. Sweets about boundaries.
Booth: Boundaries? nah my boundaries are just fine. I'm just hungry.
I mean what do you really think about global warming, and the environment and pollution, and genetically modified food and all that stuff?
Brennan: Booth.
Booth: Come on..in a nutshell
Brennan: I dont do nutshells.
Booth: Come on!
Brennan: No
Booth: Coward
Brennan: Fine...I think we have a responsibility to consider the environmental ramifications of our actions. to modify our actions if advisable, and to look for scientific solutions without becoming alarmists
Booth: I think you should at least try "nutshell"
Brennan: (Brennan snatches back raisins) I also think the FBI should stop making us drive around in that enormous gas guzzler.
Booth: What?nah.. no way. with all those expensive gizmo's and electronic stuff..thats how we catch the bad guys..
Brennan: Then perhaps you should give more thought to becoming a Vegetarian.. concentrated feeding operations are a huge source of pollution..
Booth: Raisins aren't animals.(Booth snatches raisins from Brennan)
Brennan: You dont know how to share do you?
Booth: (laugh) is that what your going to tell Sweets when we go in there?
Brennan: (Brennan snatches raisins back)In a nutshell (raisin drops to the floor) you can have that one..
Booth: The one on the ground?.....fine here it is.. (picks up floor raisin and puts in mouth) five second rule

Couples’ Therapy – Snakes
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Brennan: Sooooo, smiley or frowny?
Booth: Excuse me?
Brennan: Which is worse for you? Smiley or frowny?
Booth: What are we talking about? The seven dwarfs here?
Brennan: Clowns! Which do you fear most?
Booth: Come on, Bones.
Brennan: Well is it all clowns? Or just smiley ones, or -
Booth: Try none of the above, okay! Once again, I do not fear clowns. I just don't like them very much.
Brennan: But which do you not like most?
Booth: Wy does this matter?
Brennan: Well according to this article if it's smiley you may have issues with contentment or happiness and if it's frowny you could be repressing feelings of sadness or -
Booth: Oh, okay this from the woman who hates psychotherapy!
Brennan: No, I don't hate it. Just don't consider it a valid science.
Booth: Yet you validate it by quoting articles about it.
Brennan: You know what, forget I asked. Maybe Sweets will have an opinion.
Booth: Oh no, no no no no no! No, you are not bringing this up to Sweets.
Brennan: But who better to make sense of such an irrational (fear) - dislike?
Booth: Irrational? Okay, you want irrational? Which snakes scare you more? Long and slithery or really long and slithery?
Brennan: Neither. It's more the fact that they smell with their tongue.
Booth: oooooh, the forked tongue. Alright, well what will Sweets make of that?
Brennan: There's nothing to make.
Booth: No? Nothing at all? No subtext no deeper meaning or childhood trauma?
Brennan: No, nothing that I recall.
Booth: Funny, you know I don't recall being accousted by clowns as a child either.
Brennan: Okay, fine. Truce.
Booth: Truce. But, you know, if I had to choose, definetly smiley.
Brennan: I knew it.
Booth: I mean, how can you trust anybody who's happy all the time?
Brennan: It seems unnatural.
Booth: Like a forked tongue?
Brennan: Exactly.
Booth: Exactly.