BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON ONE
1x10 The Woman at the Airport

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ICONS || SCREENCAPS || EPISODE SYNOPSIS/QUOTES:

Brennan: (sighs) I need a receptionist. I can’t just have anybody waltzing in here.
Booth: Take a look at this. (Holds up sheets of papers)

Dr. Goodman: Do we have to go through this every time?
Booth: Exactly.
Brennan: Booth can’t just walk in and say (smacks hands together) pack your bags we’re going to LA.
Booth: Oh, yeah, yeah, the whole Ice Age warrior thing.
Dr. Goodman and Brennan: Iron Age.
Brennan: And that’s not the only thing.
Dr. Goodman: Homeland Security has just asked Dr. Brennan to identify three bodies found dead in…
Booth: I’m not allowed to say.
Dr. Goodman: The point is Agent Booth, Dr. Brennan is in great demand on several pressing cases and she’s needed here at the museum. Why should I send her to California?
Booth: Sexy case in Hollywood. How much more good press could the Jeffersonian get?
Brennan: But, Dr. Goodman, you said the Iron Age warrior was of the highest priority.
Dr. Goodman: I can step in on that case. You pack your bags.

Brennan: This car doesn’t feel very FBI-y.
Booth: Bones this is a nineteen sixty-six Mustang. It’s a classic and what goes better then that with the FBI?
Brennan: How come on the rental agreement under model you made the guy write sedan?
Booth: C’mon. We’re in California. Look palm trees.
Brennan: You know I’d like to drive sometimes.
Booth: Look, our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Brennan: I’m an excellent driver.
Booth: Okay, Rain Man.
Brennan: I don’t know what that means.
Booth: I’m always gonna drive. You know that, right? Me behind the wheel; you over there on the grandma side.
Brennan: I’m not above telling Deputy Director Cullen what kind of car you rented.

Brennan: This is not good.
Booth: Yeah thanks for that insight.
Brennan: No, I mean the architecture of the skull has been radically altered.
Booth: You mean by rotting and being eaten by coyotes and having the face ripped off by you?
Brennan: No, by surgery…lots of surgery. I’m not sure I’ll be able to tell who this was.

Brennan: Every culture nurtures ideals of beauty toward which people strive. Fine, but in the future people will look back upon the surgical alterations…
Brennan: of the nose or breasts or buttocks with the same horror that we regard binding of the feet or the use of bronze coils to extend the neck.
Booth: Do you want to speak up because it’s really hard to hear every word in this very very quiet waiting room?
Brennan: It’s barbaric. It’s painful. (Looks at the woman waiting.) It’s wrong. This murder victim may never be identified because some glorified barber with a medical degree had the arrogance to think that he could do better then the millennium of evolution.

Kostov: How old are you?
Brennan: Why do you want to know?
Kostov: Well it’s never too early to watch problem areas (gets up and walks over to her) the jaw, little pouches beneath the eyes. Do you mind?
Booth: You touch her; she’ll break your arm. She thinks what you do is…
Brennan: Barbaric.
Booth: (laughs) No, don’t look at me. I like my face the way it is.

Brennan: (to Booth) You’re ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?

Booth: There’s a pretty good chance one of these leaping losers is our killer.
Brennan: You always think it’s the boyfriend.
Booth: Well he loved her, he found out she was a prostitute. I’d say anyone who plays this stupid game is capable of murder.
Brennan: Well then you got this case sewed up. (Pushes his arm) Why don’t you just go and arrest them all?

Brennan: We know we’re looking for someone who grew up in New England and moved here about eight years ago. Her leg was crushed in a car accident when she was thirteen. She was on a boat shortly before she was murdered. We know some of her names and some of her faces.
Booth: That’s all your stuff, okay. Usually by now we know more about my stuff.
Brennan: We have separate stuff?
Booth: Yeah by now I usually have a feel for the person. What they wanted. How they felt. What was going on in their lives? With this girl, nothing.
Brennan: She thought she was ugly. She did everything she could to make herself beautiful and all she did was make herself more invisible.
Booth: Everybody in this city thinks they’re ugly, huh, and nobody is. I’m starting to get why you hate anonymous death so much.
Brennan: We were born unique. Our experiences mold and change us. We become someone. All of us and to have that taken away by murder, to be erased from existence against our will, it’s just…
Booth: Evil?
Brennan: Unacceptable. These bones you bring me, I give them a face. I say their names out loud. I return them to their loved ones and you arrest the bad guy. I like that.
Booth: So do I.

Brennan: (reads the article) Allison. Her name was Allison Holmes.
Booth: Her father and her brother are still alive somewhere in Bangor, Maine. We will return the remains.
Brennan: Thanks Booth.
Booth: Well, Bones, you do your thing. I do mine.

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