BONES SEEBONES EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON ONE
1x02 The Man in the SUV

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Brennan: [To Booth] I need surgical gloves and masks for the retrieval team. Sterile medical bags and vegetable oil.
Booth: Vegetable oil?
Brennan: The oil will loosen the seared body parts stuck to the metal. It’s no different then steak on a grill that sticks.
Booth: It’s okay, I trust you.

Brennan:Okay to pick up?
Booth: You know, it’s okay to be upset.
Brennan: I wish this is the worst thing I’d seen.

Brennan: This is my lab. I’m a scientist. A doctor.
Booth: Yeah, so I’ve heard.
Brennan: Look, would you be able to do your job if someone is looking over your shoulder all the time.
Booth: You do, okay I’ve developed a tolerance.
Brennan: I’m sorry but I don’t understand the advantage of compromise.
Booth: It’s a terrorist attack Brennan. It’s bigger then you and It’s bigger then me.
Brennan: The job is the same.
Booth: No, it’s not! We’re dealing with someone here who devalues an entire culture. Terrorizing people by using God to justify mass murder.
Brennan: You’re making it personal. That doesn’t help.
Booth: It is personal Brennan. All of us die a little bit on one like this.

Booth: Okay, what is so funny?
Brennan: [Chuckling] I just never figured you’d be in a relationship.
Booth: Why, do you think something’s wrong with me?
Brennan: Not wrong. You just have alpha male attributes usually associated with a solitary existence.
Booth: What! Me? You’re solitary.
Brennan: No, no I’m private. It’s different and we weren’t talking about me.
Booth: Well I was.
Brennan: Well I wasn’t. Look, I’m happy for you. Relationships have anthropological meaning. No society can survive if sexual bonds aren’t formed betw…
Booth: What the hell are you talking about?

Booth: She was having an affair!
Brennan: I’m sorry but that’s an offensive assumption!
Booth: Well all the signs are there.
Brennan: You can’t make wild accusations about somebody’s personal life based on a feeling.
Booth: It’s more then a feeling. Okay, that photograph is evidence just as solid as the markers you squints pick up looking at your little bones.
Brennan: The evidence that I find isn’t empirical. What you consider evidence is merely conjecture.
Booth: She dyed her hair. She lost weight. You know she shoved a little Botox in her forehead. She’s still feeling guilty over the last fight she had with her husband.
Brennan: [Frustrated] Uhhh! You are an insufferable…arrogant….man!
Booth: Oh! So only a woman could know a woman. I thought woman wanted us to understand them.

Brennan: You want me to drive?
Booth: No. Why?
Brennan: You’re angry.
Booth: I’m not angry.
Brennan: Yeah, you’re furious. You’re going to kill somebody.
Booth: I’m not angry. Believe me, you do not want to see me angry. That’s the last thing you want to see.
Brennan: Okay.

Booth: I’m a grownup. I’ll deal. You know that thing where you ask for the strength to change the things that you can and the wisdom to know the difference?
Brennan: Not really.
Booth: Well it’s a good thing.
Brennan: Who do you ask?
Booth: For what?
Brennan: For the strength and the wisdom?
Booth: God.
Brennan: And that works?
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do you want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? I’m sorry. We won’t talk about Tessa.
Booth: I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that you like to talk about like dead people. Dead bodies?
Brennan: Sure, sure. You’ve killed a lot of people, right? When you were a sniper?
Booth: Maybe we shouldn’t talk at all.
Brennan: Right cause you’re angry.
Booth: Not angry. I’m not.

Brennan: Well I’m positing a scenario. Tessa wants to break up and you don’t want to so she poisons you.
Booth: No, no, no.
Brennan: And then just to make sure she blows you up with a bomb.
Booth: Why would Tessa do that?
Brennan: Exactly. Thank you.
Booth: See cause Tessa and I, that’s a bad example.
Brennan: Well you’re a couple in love, right?
Booth: Why do you keep bringing up Tessa? I mean why? What’s the big deal? Is it so odd for you that I have someone in my life?
Brennan: We were talking about couples. It’s a natural segue.
Booth: Alright, you know, you have to quit using the word segue and eschew. They sound French.
Brennan: Keep changing the subject. I get it. You’re sensitive about you and Tessa.
Booth: Why aren’t we talking about you and your boyfriend?
Brennan: I don’t have a boyfriend.
Booth: You just said that as though it’s a good thing and you know what? It’s a very, very sad comment on your personal life.
Brennan: Look, you’re angry again.

Brennan: There are too many ways in. Where are the reinforcements? Aren’t there always reinforcements?
Booth: Sure, they’re downstairs tying up the horses.
Brennan: Sarcasm doesn’t help.
Booth: Okay, they are mobilizing swat teams and additional agents but it takes time and if Farid has the bomb and spots them, it could be bad.
Brennan: If you see him will you shoot?
Booth: Well, he might not have the bomb.
Brennan: You don’t believe that?
Booth: I’m not taking out a target Brennan unless I’m sure.
Brennan: Is that how you make it easier? Calling him a target?
Booth: You know you really picked an odd time to have this conversation.
Brennan: [Pointing to Farid] Booth!
Booth: Farid.
Brennan: There! That’s Farid.
Booth: I’m not sure.
Brennan: Look his walk is labored from the dioxin poisoning and the parietal bones in his skull match his picture.
Booth: It’s dexterous. What if you’re wrong?
Brennan: This is what I do Booth. Do you really want to wait? He’s carrying something heavy in his camera bag, see the extra weight is causing his shoulder to…
Booth: No, I can’t!
Brennan: He has all the markers, Booth.
Booth: I need a face. I need a face.

Booth: You know I told them to tell the press is was an undercover operation.
Brennan: But it would be a rose garden ceremony. That’s an honor, Right? I thought you FBI guys loved your medals?
Booth: There’s no pleasure in taking someone’s life. Nothing to celebrate.
Brennan: [Smiling and touching his arm] You saved so many people, Booth. Don’t forget that.
Booth: You want to get another drink?
Brennan: Shouldn’t you be getting home? Tessa will be worried about you.
Booth: Yeah. I guess I should. Thanks for your help Bones.
Brennan: Sure.

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